Santa Banta Hindi SMS 140 Character

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
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2 Get Choclate Milk!!

Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back..

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?

Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe
Banta Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti
Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw

Santa Police k interview Par
Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

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