Jonny Jonny Yes Papa Bhojpuri Version hindi jokes-
JONIYA RE JONIYA.....
Hai Babuji
Chini ka taari
Naa Babuji
Jhooth Bolataari
Naa Babuji
Muhh Khultaari
Haa Haa Haa..

Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female sweet voice said,
"apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare".
Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai! I LOVE YOU MISS U..phir call karna jaanuuu

Horror Movies mein bhoot se dar rahe bachche ko maa-baap ne apane paas sulaaya, poore America mein halla.....

Blue line bus me khub bhid thi
Conductor-Chacha Gate par kyo khde ho
Bhitar to chalo
Chacha-kyo Bhitar tumne Dari bichha rakhi hai

Subah ke shauch ke liye banenge alag Railway Track,
Rail mantraalay ki nai pahal

Meri lovely GF ka Wedding-Card mila bahut bura laga yaar,
baad me soocha, shaadi me jauga jarur
kyko love apne jagah hai aur
Lazedar Puri-Sabji, Chiken-pulao aur sweets apni jahah

Ghadi Ghadi Selfie khichne wali
ladkiyo ke mobile
aab kuch kuch time ke baad khud hi
bol padte hai- chalo muh banao baby
selfie leni hai....
Baby-jara Lipstick aur Fair N lovely
bhi laga le slefie cute aaygi.......new jokes in hindi

1 bhikhaari ko Lottery lagi to usane Mandir banavaaya
2 bhikhaari: tune mandir kyun banavaaya?
1 bhikhaari: isake saamane ab main akele hi bhikh maagunga
doosara bhikhaari: solid Investment Life long Tension Free & tax Free,
dost, tu to modi ka bhi Over Take kiya! jokes in hindi

Wah boli Love-Pyaar karte ho to uska Proof do, mainne kaha are pagali-crazy,
Facebook - Whatsapp mein mera Profile open karake dekh,
mere status ki saari Property Dilbar tere naam karke rakhi hai.

Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat
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Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or
Mummy Se Pitai Alag.
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Mummy Aram Se Maro
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Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai...!

Ab har msgs hamari diffrent hogi,
dil ki aawaz dil tak send hogi,
muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye,
aur log sochte hai jane hamari kitni girlfrnds hogi

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
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He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

75 Hindi Jokes

1 Ladka AXE DEO Laga K Nikla Style mai...
Uske Piche ek BUDHI aurat lag Gayi...
Ladke Ne Company Se Shikayat Ki...
Manager: Sirji... Apne Expired DEO Lagaya Hai

How to reduce weight…??
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First turn your head to the right and then to the left.
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Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hue ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamraj aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan jokes bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

** Attention ** ** Attention **
please..."Lifebuoy"Se Mat Nahaya karo,
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Suna hai Ye "keedo" ko Maarta Hai..
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OR hum "Apko"KHONA Nahi Chahte.

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

Dehaati Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

Pappu bahut speed me Car chala raha tha
to trffic police ne use pakad liya
Pappu- Sir, Mai car chalana sikh raha hu
Police- Bina kisi Teacher ke?
Pappu- jee wo mai'Correspondence Course' kar raha hu na

Santa fouj me bharti hua
2 din bad jung suru ho gai
santa ki topi per goli lagi
santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola
aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.
Papa ne kaha- beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega
Mene moka pe choka mara - accha papa to wahe khrid do
Papa Shocked but me Rock........

Android’s versions are named as-

Cupcake,
Donut,
Éclair,
Froyo (frozen yogurt),
Gingerbread,
Honeycomb,
Ice Cream Sandwich,
Jelly Bean,
KitKat
Lollipop
Next: ?? GulabJamun»rasgulla»rasbhari

1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi,
2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi,
3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi.

Mentel hospital ke Operation Theatre me
Medicine tyar
Saman mojod
Doctor mojod
Narsen mojod
Magar pagal
SMS parhne me masrof..

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe.

Father-Beta agar sasural wale
Scooter de to Car magna,
Shop de to Ghar mangna,
Coolar de to AC mangna.
Beta- Papa agar wo Ladki de
to kya sath me uski dusri bahan vi mang lu?

Agar Girlfriend H To Valentine Day;
Agar Biwi H To Mahavir Jayanti;
Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;
Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!

B S N L Customer Care
Bittu : Internet bohat slow chal raha hai
Customer Care Girl: Wow! Internet toh chal raha hai na kush raho

Madam: Sabse Zayada Izzat Kiske Paas Hai...?
Boys: Shakti Kapoor,Prem Chopra, Gulshan Grover, Amrish Puri, Pran Ke Paas.

Madam : Wo Kaise...?
Boys : Mamam kyuki inhone ne hi sabse zayada izzat Luti Hai....!

Patrakar: kaun ho bhai?
Jatt: Jatt
Patrakar: kitni jamin hai aapke paas?
Jatt: 150 eqkar
patrakar: kaun si gaadi hai aapke paas?
jatt: Pajero
Patrakar: to aur kya chahiye?
Jatt: aarakshan
Patrakar: kyon bhai?
Jatt: manne na patta bhainsh ki punchh,jyada sawal koni.aarakshan chahiye to chahiye bass.....

Sarkar ne aadesh jaari kiya hai ki chalak, purush ho yaa Mahila dupahiya vahan chalak ko helmet pahnanaa aniwarya.
yah khabar sunkar patni ne almaari kholi aur boli,"he bhagwan! ab itne
saare maching helmet kharidne parenge"
pati ne "activa"hi bech di.

1 Akalmand Insaan Ne 1 Bewkuf Se Puchha...
Saab Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti H?
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Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do.

Jo girls ye status dalti hai
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Watching jurassic world
feeling excited.........on Whatsapp/Facbook
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Ye wahi girls h jo ghar me
coackroch dikhte hi,
bed pe chalang laga deti hai

Titu ne Radio Mirchi call ki : Hello Radio Mirchi ?
RJ : Yes
Titu : Meri awaaz pura town sun raha hai ?
RJ : Ji Haan.
Titu : Yani ghar mein jo meri behan radio sunn rahi hai wo bhi sun rahi hogi.?
RJ annoyed: yes bro yes..
Titu : Hello Tinaaa..!
Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se motor chala de...!
Main toilet mein hun aur paani khatam ho gaya hai...

India me 1 ghar me jada se jada ladkiya peda hone ki khoyis 1 hi shakhs karta hai - dulhe ka bhai........short hindi jokes

Mere mobile ki bhi setting hai aur meri setting nahi ho rahi hai sayad mobile hi kuch krisma kar de..

Munaa bhai - A circuit yaar mere ko woh Hospital ki sister(nurse) se love ho gayala hai.
Love letter kaise likhu
Circuit - simple bhai aap like dalo I love you sister I am your munna bhai....!

Durion ki na párvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zayada apse
Bás 1 bottle Mazaa aur
4 Sámose tááza Mángwa lijiye

Titu apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
Saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
Titu :agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jagah sunder chaddi le ke ata.

8th class ka student apne friend se: kitna muskil h school ki "Madam" se love karna, 2Friend: kyun? "love-letter" beja tha... Home work samgh ke check kar dia

1 cute girl ki T-shirt ke right side par 'C' likha tha
aur left side par 'L' likha tha...!
Titu ko kuchh samajh me nhi aaya.
usse jab rha nhi gya to
usne puchha: iska matlab kya hai...!
Girl : dhyan se dekh duffer "cool" dikhega...!

Girl to rikshawala- bhaiya andar tak jayega kya
rikshawala-ha ha kyu nhi aap hi ke liye to khada kiya h.
girl - ok to piche se ghuma ke le lo

Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
Girl - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- roti de do
Girl - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Girl's mother- Are Tum jao baba ...
Ye totli hai...keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO..

1 boy apni class me baitha tha.. 1 pretty girl speech start karne jaa rahi thi ki usse pehle boy ne apne dono hatho se apne kaan band kar diye... Friend : Tune apne haato se kaan kyu band kiye..? . . Boy: Are jo speech hai na.. wo meri GF h.... wo speech ke starting me hi bolegi...."My dear bother n sisters"

A very good and sweet nature girl -
Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
Na Kabhi Kisi Ke Saath Flirt Karti Hai,
Na Kabhi Jhooth Bolti Hai,
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
Na jada Boyfriend banati Hai,
Na jada Gossip kart Hai,
Na jada shopping karti Hai,
Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati

Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jaate Hain,
Fir Bhi Labon Pe Hansi Rakne Padhte Hai,
Ye Haal Tab Hota Hai Jab Lambe Safar
Me SUSU Rokne Padhta Hai.!.....latest new susu hindi jokes for friends/pal

Pahle sms matlab kya hota tha,
S-saral
M-madhyam
S-sandesh
Ab jamana badal gya hai ab eska sahi mayne dekhiye,
S-sidha
M-modi
S-sarkar
Moral-nam vahi soch nai.

Mind-boggling, Overwhelming Intelligence
Patni ko shak huwa uske husband ka love affair hai kisi ke saath
Patni ne pati ke liye same colour ke 11 undearwear khride.
Pati-ek hi rang ke kyo?saab bolege me kabhi undearwear nahi
change karta kaya?
Patni ne ghoor ke dekha aur kaha
Patni-sab koon? sab koon?
Patni-chalo ghar paar batati tumko...jokes hindi

Jese detergent ke ads me chote beche kapre gande kar ke
ghar aa jate hai
bechpan me hum aa jaya karte the to kapre baad me dulte the
pehele mummy ke maar se hum dhul jaya karte the

Nikhattu ko beedi ki lat lag gayee
uske papa ne lat chhudane ke liye use
baba raamdevki Yoga class me bheja
aur phir
Papu aab paon se bhi beedi pee leta hai

kuch ladies Woman Gym me obesity/overweight solution
par baate kar lahe the..
1 lady me obesity kaam karne ke liye roj 4 K.M subaah me se chali hu
2nd lady mai swimming course kaar rahe hu
3 lady mai cycling karti hu morning-evening me

tabhi 1 slim trim pretty lady "Woman Gym" ke samne se guzar rahi thi
sare ladied me usko aawaz diya
Q-Dear lady what is secret of your beauty N Fitness?
A-Woo bechari boli dear I have very tuff duty
me appne saas ke sath rahti hu na..waha bahut sare kaam hote hai na......life style hindi jokes

Ye Whatsapp bhi bilkul chote beche ke
langot ki tarah hota hai
hota kuch bhi nahi, magar bar bar check
karna parta hai

Ladka ladki dating karke park se nikal rahe the Tabhi unhone dekha- sunsan sadak par Shaking car Ladke- ye kaya hai ? Ladki ne kaha- mohabbat jabardast

Ladka: shadi ke liye kaon se date rahe?
Ladki:Hichkichate hue-22 December
Laka:?
Ladki sharmate hue- suna hai saal ki sabse lambi raat hote hai

koi chiz buri nahi hoti bus Time Times ki baat hai
agar bajuwali scooty par koi khubsurat mast figure wali ladki ho
to traffic jam bhi achaa lagta hai....ladka ladki jokes

India main Gyan dene wali
Top 6 University.
Paan ki Dukan
Saloon
Facebook
Train ka dibba
WhatsApp
Twitter.......mood fresh jokes

Ek bahut garib ladke ko 1 chirag mila
Usne uthaya aur rgad diya
Jordaar dhmaaka huwa
khud mar gaya
Aladin ka jamana gaya
Laavaris chizo se door raho
kuch chize aladin ki nahi
muzzahidin ki bhi ho sakti hai
15 August 2017 is Near
Take caution Dear

1985 Party Song
Kids-Bholi bhali ladki khol tere dil ki
khol tere dil Ki pyaar wali khidki..
Papa-maar khna hai? Band karo ye saab..
2015 Party Song
Kids-party yu hi chlagi auty police bula legi
Father-Beche hai mante nahi.....party jokes in hindi

Modern Baba
Dekho bhkto
Mai ladkiyo ki kisi bhi baat ka bura nahi mante
Chahe wo"I love you" kyo na bol de...

5 dost hotel me lunch karne ke baad aapas me Bill dene ke liye
Discuss karne lage-Sabhi bolne lage yaar bill mai dunga....
nahi bill mai dunga..
Hotel Manager bahut khush huwa aur dil he dil me bola
Waahh.....Waahh.....Aaj bhi ase dilphek dost hai...
Akhir me decide huwa jo hotel ka chkkar phele lagayega wahi bill dega
Hotel Manager ne siti bjaye aur wo 5 dost bhage
Manager aaj bhi unke aane ka entzaar kaar raha hai
Ye hai "No.1-Yaari" "Hai sab pe bhari" | hindi jokes on friendship

Jitna pyaar meri girlfriend nahi jataa pati hai
utna to ye truck wale
"Phir Milege" likhkar jataa diya karte hai

Boy-o lal dupatte wali tera naam to bata
Girl-Aadhe Maa
Boy:(

Duniya me do log ek dusre ko bari Hasrat se Dekhte hai
kuware shadishuda ko aur shadisuda kuware ko

Aapne dil churaaya hum chup rahe,
Aapne neend churaai hum chup rahe,
Aapne hasi churaai hum chup rahe,
Aapne Chain churaai hum chup rahe
Ye to hadd ho gaye, Chappal to rehne dete.

Romantic Breaking News- Bathroom mein, ek ladka ne,
ek ladki ke silky badan ko, har jagah se Touch kiya,
pata hai wo boy kon tha- lifeboy.........mud fresh jokes

Santa ne appne electronic shop ke bahar Slogan lgwaya
1 Rupye ka Chirkut bulb Lgaao 100% Bijli bill Bachao
Agle hi din uske dukan se 50,000 Chirkut bulb sell ho gaye
Dusre din bahut sare customer uske dukan ke bahar ho halla macha rahe the
Are ye Chirkut bulb Nahi Fuse bulb hai jalta hi nahi
Santa ne kaha sayad apne tik se padha nahi- Chirkut bulb Lgaao na ki Chirkut bulb jalao Santa-Bhai Sahab bulb jalega to bill aayega...
Janta shocked Santa rocked

Shiv-Mera Trishul Kaha hai ?
Parvati-Ganesh le Gaya.
Shiv-Kyu?
Parwati-Keh rha tha 'Girlfrind ke sath Noddles Khane ke liye Papa ka kaata le ja raha hu..

Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?
"Gautam Gambhir"

Chor pakdne ki machine bani,
USA me 1 din me 11 pakde gaye,
CHINA me, 50
UK me 60
India me- 1 ghante me machine chori ho gayi,

1 Din Ke 24 'Ghante"
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7 sone ke
8 kamane ke,
3 Traveling ke
1 Toilet-Bath ke,
2 khane pine ke,
2 Biwi Bacche ke,
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Apne liye Bacha kya ' G H A N T A "

Tell Me ur
Date of Birth
Place of Birth,
Time of Birth,
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Fast
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Pata Toh Chale k upar wala Kab Mazak k Mood Me Tha !!

Rosy Aunty: Beta Mummy Ghar Pe hai kya?
Bachha sprite peete hue:'Apko Papa se milna hai na,papa ghar Pe Hai."
Sidhi baat..No Bakwas..!!hindi jokes 2016

Log kehta hain..!!
'Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt b achha guzarta hai..
so,main socha ki apko meri yaad dila du..

Wife 2 Husband: Sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h..jahan b 6upati hu dhundh leta h..
Papa: 1 kam kar book me rakh de exam tak nahi dhundh payega..

Master jee: Itne din se kahan the?
Ladka: Bird flu ho gya tha.
Master jee: Par ye to birds me hota hai.
Ladka:(Gusse me) Insan hi kaha rehne dia apne,Roj to murga bna dete ho !hindi jokes 2016

Kamina Bacha !
Son: dad, aap ki Love Marrige hui thi na?
Dad: Ha ! Par tumhe kaise pata?
Son: Q ki aapki shadi or meri Date of Birth me sirf 5 month ka FARQ hai !!

Dew's New ad:
Come lets do some thing Dangerous !
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 10 HOURS!
Daar Sabko Lagta Hai, Par Darr Ke aage Jeet Nahi Hai..!! hindi jokes §

Santa toilet me betha tha,
Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare..
Now Santa at his best once again..
Wo baithe-baithe 5 Dabbe pani pee gaya..

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola.." ghut-Ghut ke marna theek he ye ekdam se..?
BIWI: Ekdam se..
Santa: To apni Dusri taang bhi Muj Pe Rakh de..!!

BETA: Papa Mai us Ladki se Shadi nahi Karunga.
PAPA : Kyu ?
BETA : Gaon Waale Usko " TAXI" Bulaate Hai,
PAPA : Kar Le Beta, Chhota Sa to Gaon hai, Kitni Chali Hogi.....mast hindi jokes

Rajnikant bought a JCB machine on his birthday..
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Do u know why?
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Birthday cake cut karne ke liye...

Baap- ( Caught his son watching ' Sheela ki jawani song").." Padh le beta !
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Sheela toh Exam ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi !!..

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO yaar?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai, bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...

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Dawood Bomb Blast Karke Bhaag Geya.
Mallya 9000 Crore Leke Bhaag Geya.
Aur Police Pakadegi Kisko?
Jo Helmet Nahi Pehente! .....daily humour

Agar drugs par 'udata panjaab' banai hai to
khaini par 'Ragadta Bihaar'
gutakhe par 'Thookta Uttarapradesh'
Daaru par 'Ludhakta Hariyana'
Cigarettes par 'phoonkti Delhi'
Apheem par 'Chilamta Himaachal'
Gaanje par 'Khenchta Goa'
bhee bana daalo be!!

Santa are, ye tere haath-pair kaise toot gye?
Banta kuchh nahi yaar, vo pados men jo Chinese rahata hai uske biwi mar gai, pichhale saal he shadi hui the. Santa to? Banta to kyaa, vah ro raha thaa to mainne kahaa, Bhai dukhi mat ho. Biwi ek saal to rahee, varanaa "China kaa Maal itana bhi kahaan chalta hai"........... hindi jokes on China products

Suniye Suniye Aaj ki tazza khabar:
Patna me 1 ladki ne gana gaya,"Rang de tu Mohe gerua".....
aur issi ke sath 5-7 log ladki par kamalaPasand Thuk ke chale gaye.

Aaj Tak ye nahi pata chala ki mere andar kaun sa NaathuRam
hai jo meri jeb ke Gandhi ko Roj khatam kar deta hai.

Shortest rejected proposal Ever:- Boy: Tere Kitne Bhai Hai? Girl: Tujhe Mila Ke 5

Agar columbus married hota to kabhi Amrica discover nai kar pata,
Kyu ki usse kisi ne nahi pucha hoga..
1.kahan ja rahe ho?
2.kyu?
3.kis ke sath?
4.Mai b chalu?
5.wapis kab aoge?
6.Ghar reh k hi discover krlo
7.Meri mom ko hi le jao,
8.wapsi me sabzi lete ana......hindi jokes agar columbus shaadishuda hota???

Jail Guard Kedi se- chal bhai phasi ka din aa gaya hai
Kedi- pr mughe 15 dino ke baad phasi hone wali hai
Kedi-Jailer sahab kahke gaye hai
Aarakshan(Reservation) walo ko pahle moka do... esiliye tumhara naam phle hai......(o_o)hindi jokes 2017

Pehle Logon Ki Izzat Unke Haath Mein Rehti Thi
Aajkal "Smartphone ke Memory Card" Mein Rehti Hai...!

Private School Ke Bachhe Zoo Mein: Woh Bandar So Raha Hai Use Jagana Mat .
Govt. School Ke Bachhe: Woh Dekh Tera Baap So Raha Hai, Pathar Maar Saale Ko!

Baap- Beta 5 k baad kya ata h?
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Beta- 6,7
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Baap- wah mera brilliant beta..
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Or 6,7 k bad?
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Beta- 8,9,10..
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Baap- kya bat h beta,uske bad?
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Beta- Gulam, begum, badshah... ..
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Aur sabse bada Akka......baap ka Padhaku Beta hindi jokes 2017

Sharabi 2 mnzil se Gira,
aur Uske aas Paas Log jama Ho gaye,
Aur Logo Ne Sharabi se Pucha,
Kya Hua ?
Sharabi-Pata Nahi Mai Bhi Abhi aaya Hu..

Pappu ne apna blood test karvaya Result ayaa 'A +', soch kar badaa acharaj huaa ki...
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"O teri ki" kamayabee to rag rag me daud rahee hai to saalaa school me Grade 'c' kyon miltaa tha?

India VS PAK 20-20 cricket Match- Chillana Hai To "India India India" Chillao..."Pak-Pak" To Murgi Bhi Karti Hai!

English Teacher: Wo Larki Sab Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Krti Hai.
Batao Is Sentence Mein Larki Kya Hai ? Pappu: Sir! Larki Chaalu Hai...!!!

Teacher- Pappu A, B, C sunao
Papu- A,B, C
Teacher- Excellent, aur Suno, aur Batoo
Pappu-Aur saab tik hai Sir....
Teacher-Shocked
Pappu-Rock.........papu jokes in hindi

Boy: yaar, koi ganda sa hindi jokes sunao?
Friend: 1 sunder mast figure wali Ladki hoti hai,
usne short Tight skirt aur Top pahana hota hai
wo keechad mein gir jaati hai.
Boy: to phir aage kya hota hai?
Friend: ladki ka dress ganda ho jata hai.

1 VIP bande Ne 1 Grand Party Di...
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Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada Log Aaye Hain
Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola
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Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.
10-12 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.
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Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain..
Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
9-10 Log Phir Aa Gye
Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha
"Ye Birthday Party hai...Haraamkhoro".....top 10 hindi jokes 2017

Shiv Parvati Tech-Savvy hindi jokes- Shivjee aur Parvati Mata
kabhi computer nahi sikh paye...
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Batao kyo?
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Kyuki!
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Kyoki Ganeshji bar bar mouse leke bhag jate the

Ek Buddha Machhar Apne Pote Ko Samjhate Hua Bata Raha Tha
Buddha Machhar: “Beta Aaj Kal To Khoon Chusna Bohat Asaan Ho Gaya Hai
Lekin Hamare Zamane Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hota Tha.”
Pota: “Aisa Kyu Hota Tha Bade Papa?”
Buddha Machhar: “Beta , Kyun Ki Us Time Ladkiyan Poore Kapde Pehna Karti Thi.“
Super funny sms for Whatsapp

Shararti Bacha Hindi Jokes :) 1 Kamina Bachcha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha
aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao,
Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utar jao..."
Uske BAAP ne uski train rok k
1 zor se thappad laga diya...
Bachcha thodi der ro k chup ho gaya aur fir shuru ho gaya,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao,
Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utar jao "
Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se Train 10 min late ho gayi hai...

Ek auto rickshaw me couple kiss
kar rhe the...hug kar rahe the
Driver masti se unhe dekh raha tha
.
Aage jaake accident hua
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Toh...
Driver sar pakad kar baitha aur bola:-
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. saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat
tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal
kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam
karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k
Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

Winter mein aadami nahaane se pahale "Silent Mode" pe hota hai, nahaate samay "Loud Mode" pe aur nahaane ke baad "Vibrate Mode" pe chala jaata hai.

Aajkl ki ladkiyo k liye sabse bahaduri wala kaam
kya hota hai ??
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Bina makeup kiye ghar se bahar nikalna.

STAR PLUS Aur COLORS Ka Ek Fayda To Hai
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Jab Ghar Wale Inko Dekh Rahe Ho...
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Kitni Der Bhi Phone Pe Kisi Se Lage Raho Koi Tension
Nahi....

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