Sales and Marketing Company ka call -
"Hi I'm Mohit from Kolkata"
Me- to main kya karu ?
"Hi I'm Aakas from Pune"
Me- to main kya karu ?
"Hii I'm Nitibha from Delhi"
Me- Hiiiiiiiiiii Nitibha.

What Is Noun?
.
To Arz Kia Hai
.
Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me Hota Hai King
.
Wawah
Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me Hota Hai King
Noun Is The Name of Person,
Place or Thing

Larkio k chakar may mat Parhna "Dosto Q k..
.
Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
.
...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha
.
Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur end main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..

Hum zindagi ki bheed me itne kho gaye
.
Pata hi nahi chala kab
.
.
.
.
.
kharbuzy 80 rupay kilo ho gayay
.
(,")/oo ruk bhai
/) ) 70 la le
_/ l_

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai

Wo Kehti Hy:
.
Phone Na Kia Kro "DEAR"
.
Mama Hoti Hy "NEAR"
.
Papa Sy Lgta Hy "FEAR"
.
Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
.
Dewaro K B Hote Hy "EAR"
.
Is Liye sms jokes Kro
.
"DEAR"

:: women jokes :: Funny Jokes but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

*husband wife jokes in hindi*
STRESS: When your wife is pregnant
.
TENSION: When your Girl Friend is pregnant
.
PANIC: When both are pregnant
.
TRAGIC: When you are not responsible for their pregnancy.

Hum to nikle the apni tanhai se ladkar Mohabbat ki talash me... Baap re garmi bahut the gnnaa ka ras pikar aa gaye......sms jokes

Preeto pappu ko peet rahe the.
Santa kyon peet rahe ho pappu ko? Preeto school men janmashtami ke uplaksh me 'Radha' par
nibndh likhane ko kahaa gaya tha. Santa to fir? Preeto- kamabakht ne 'Raadhe Maa' par nibndh likh dala.

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