Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..

Tumhen baijat Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai

Ladki golgappe kha rahe thi....40-45 kha liye honge
phir usne BF se poocha aur 10-15 kha lu?
Boyfriend ne ghhlla ke bola le naagin......kha le...
ladki ne boyfriend ko ek chatta mara naagin kisko bola be...
Boyfriend-Are yaar maarti kyo ho mene bola Naaaa......Ginnnnnn Kha le

Height of intelligence
Madam : Wat came 1st Sun or Moon?
Natkhatlal - Obviosly Moon..
madam: How?
Natkhatlal : Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !

Jab ensan ke Paap Ka Ghaara bhar jata H
Tab uski Mrityu ho jati H
Aur jab purus ke Khushiyo ka Ghaara bhar jata H...

uski shadi ho jaati H .............marriage jokes in hindi

Salman- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate H..
John- 1000 log..
Hrithik :- 5000 log..
Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?................mastiful 2018 jokes

latest jokes in hindi

1 Makkhi Pakro
Usay maro
Uska Gosh Banaö
Phir Gosh Ko Baich Kar Jo Paise aye Uska Balance Dalwao
Phir SMS Karo
KANJUS MAKKHI CHOOS!

Kabhi Kisi Ko Tang Kiya Nahi Karte
Yu Fizol sms ya Misscall Diya Nahi Karte
Jiska Mobile Hay Usko Wapis Kardo
Insano ki chezo se BANDAR khela nhi krte.

Jani
.
Mera Number change ho gaya hai
.
.
CHAPPAL ka.
.
Agr tujhe meri purani CHAPPAL chahiye ho to leja
.
Sharma mat
Pagal tu Jigari yaar hai apna.

B Se Better,
B Se Best,
B Se Brave,
B Se Beneficient,
Per B Se Itne Bhi Busy Na Ho Jana Ki
B Se Hume Bhool He Jao.
Samjhe B Se...
.
.
"Bewaqoof"

Aj Dogs Day hy,
To samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy?
Isiliye to me kehta hu,
mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy.

1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 Haqiqat Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padne Wali Har Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roz Itne SMS Karne Pade,

Meri Jan Woh Musibat Ho Tum.

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
.
To...
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Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo.

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke baigairat...
.
Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai.

" 4 U "
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum BARBAD Ho Gaye..
Gaur Farmaye Ga..
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum Barbad Ho Gaye..
Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye.

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