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PYAR TO 1 BAHANA HAI
ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai
yehi style hai sab ASHIQON KA.
Kya kare jan! Raj kapour ka nahi
IMRAN HASHMI ka zmana ha.

Dog was Chasing Titu
Titu runs, but Laughing..
A Man asked y r u Laughing? Titu replied
I hav put Vodaphone Sim, but the Hutch network is Folowing...

मुर्गियों के फार्म में एक बार निरीक्षण के लिए इंस्पेक्टर आया।
इंस्पेक्टर :- तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो…?
पहला आदमी :- सर बाजरा खिलाता हूं।
इंस्पेक्टर:- इतनी गर्मी में बाजरा, इसे गिरफ्तार कर लो।
और तुम क्या खिलाते हो?
दूसरा आदमी :- सर चावल खिलाता हूं।
इंस्पेक्टर:- गलत खाना इसे भी गिरफ्तार कर लो।
इंस्पेक्टर संता से, “तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो”
ये सब देखकर संता बहुत डर गया था
वह डरते-डरते बोला :- “साहब हम तो मुर्गियों को 10 -10 रुपए दे देते हैं, जो तुम्हारी मर्जी है जाकर खा लो”

Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se Janeman,
Gaur farmaiye...
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se
wah wah

Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.

Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai...
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain...
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte

Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.

-:: boss and secretary jokes ::-

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: Wat happened?
She replied: He asked me are U free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 101 pages of work.

:: Titu Special jokes Hasi Ke thahake ::

Titu STD booth pe gaye or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye.
.
STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara"
.
Titu bola,"Samne sign board pe likha hai "2" laga ke dial kare."

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted,"Kya nishana lagaya hai!" waah....waah...

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash hai. Ase dilfek dost ki khoyasis hai

-:: Boss jokes ::-

If you think your boss is stupid.
Remember
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.

-:: Teacher student jokes ::-

Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya'
Titu answered-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

Doctor Jokes - doctor jokes in Hindi

Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota:

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham
2. Kaho na bukhar hai
3. TB no. 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

agar appni khubsurati par ghmand ho jaye to- Apni aadhar card ki photo dekh liya karo

Teacher 2 students internet pe jo ashlilata aap use kis tarah dekhte hai Student- in Full HD...........fresh sms jokes

512 MB RAM wala smartphone or bsnl ka 2G internet Aapko sucide Karne par Mazboor kar sakta hai.

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai Wah wah Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai Kya irshaad farmaya hai Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai Bahut khub Mar dala zalim ne Dobara irshaad Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai. Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai.

My dear friends-my hands nevr pain when typing sms jokes 4U, Bcoz.. . . . . I alwys send forwarded sms jokes. Ha..ha...ha. Haso mat!Ye v frwd hi kiya hai..

Titu ne bahut koshish ki but 5 saal k baad bhi koi aulad nahi hui. Kisi ne Titu ko Doctor k pass jane ki salah di. Doctor-Titu Jee! Ye dwaa lo aapko aulaad jarur hoga. Lekin kewal dwaa k bharose mat rehna, kuch mehnat bhi karna!

The heights of Bad Luck A boy and cute girl met last time for their break up. . girl's father N boy's Mother caught them. . Now they are married couple

Girl - kaun ho tum boy - hasrat tumhari
girl - dekhte kya ho
boy - surat tumari
girl - karte kya ho
boy - pooja tumari
girl - kamate kya ho
boy - 1 nzr tumari
girl - chahte kya ho
boy - mhbbat tmari
girl - pachtaoge
boy - kismat hamari
girl -mai married hu
boy - pehle bol deti, Manhoos Naari.

MOSAM SHABAB KA,
NASHA SHARAB KA,
PARDA JANAB KA,
AUR RANG GULAB KA,
IN SAB SE HASEEN,
IN SAB SE LAJAWAB
DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..

MENDAK TALAAB KA.

1 Aadmi Ne Dawat rakha
Or Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya,
Dosto K Sath Dawat Ki.
Jab Ghar Pahucha,
Bakra Ghar Me Hi Tha.
Usne Biwi Se Puchha- Bakra Kaha Se Aaya?
Biwi- Bakre to yahi tha
tm Batao, Raat Ko Tum Choro Ki Tarah
KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye The.?

Kaise kahu
k
Mujhe
Tumse
P
Py
Pya
Pyaa
Pyaaa
Pyaaa
Pyaaaa
Pyaa
Pyaazz
aur
Aaalu
Mangwane hai

Dost ki shadi me 1 Ladki se mera dil jud gaya
Dost ki shadi me 1 Ladki se mera dil jud gaya
Fir kya?
Me to Evi Evi Evi Evi Lut Gaya!