Bahut namkeen hai vo jise ham chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
Kya aapka dil nahi korta maggi khaane ko?...............hindi jokes sms

Santa-mujhe us ladki se bachao
Banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k
dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku
leke piche pad gyi hai.

A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
Isme 1 gayab hai?
Phir padho
Sharam nhi aati?
ABCD me"1" kaha aata hai?
Naam duba diya School ka Yaar.

Class rooms r like train
1st 2 benches r executive coaches-reserved for VIP
middle 2 r genral compartment
n last 2 r sleeper class. ..............funny sms collection in hindi

This pj wil destroy ur sleep..
In a bus, conductor asked for tickets..
1st boy- pass
2nd boy- pass
3rd boy- pass
4th boy-
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.
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GOAL..!!

Santa ko apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne saare friends ko sms kiya:
Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhe ki
Zarurat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena..

Aahat si koi aye to laga ki tum ho,
hawa koi lehrayi ke aye to laga ki tum ho,
aab tm hi batao kya tm kisi BHOOT se kam ho?

Santa: Ye Buzurg Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hai,
Choti-2 Bato Pe Rishte Khatam kr Dete Hai.

Banta: Kya Hua?

Santa: Tune Suna Nahi, Mungfali Mein Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhre Nana Nahi ab ye vi kyo baat hue............santa banta jokes full on comedy

Santa ne ghar k upar wale hissey
me paint kiya aur neeche wale hissey main likh diya
"Same as above" What an idea sir ji...Tin ...Tin ...Tin...................hindi jokes sms