Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker
Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?
Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor
bulana.
banta: kyun?
santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah
se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
santa:Meri billi mar gai
banta:kese mari
santa :Maine use nahala diya tha
banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
banta-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha
Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa:kese
banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu
diye ho?
Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye
Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping
at night?
Banta: y?
Santa: sometimes, battery may blast.
Banta: Yah. I know. That’s y I am removing battery from mobile while
charging…
Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,
”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya
karo ghey?”
“Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN”
Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola
"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
