Santa: yar coffee jaldi pee
Thandi ho jayega....?
Banta: itna jaldi Q..?
Santa: are bebakuf
Menu card padha nehi
Hot coffee Rs.20/-
Cold coffee Rs.40/-
Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
MISS CALL..
Santa- Raamaayan ke 1 paatr ka anusaran karake ham korona ko 100% maat de sakate hain.
aur vo paatr hai kumbhakarn.
Banta - Mast Idea hai yaar...
By following a character in Ramayana, we can beat Corona 100%.
And that character is Kumbhakarna
1 baar Santa Board ke Exam me paas hote hote bacha
Q- Nine kise kahte hai?
Santa - Naai ki lugaiko Nine kahte hai.
Master- bahos aur Santa ko laga Back...
Positive thinking poem.....
"Little bird in the sky...
Dropping poty in ur eye...
U don't worry, u don't cry...
U just thank god that elephants can't fly..."
Santa was buying the movie tickets again and again.
Banta: Why are you buying the movie tickets again and again?
Santa: Some fool is standing near the entry door and tearing my tickets.
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:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi ::
Santa2Banta:
SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi ::
Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?
Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur
kaat de.....
Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.
SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari - roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do
Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h,
KAMAKAR khao.
Latest New santa banta jokes 2022
45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to
pucha KYA HUA.?
boli-18saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.
Latest New santa banta jokes 2022
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte
hai.
:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi ::
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The......................................latest
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3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi
to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao
ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....
Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.
Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko
Daba Diya
Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya?
Santa-Sir
IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki
Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye
Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?
Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan
ki ankhen khol deti hai..!
Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
Banta:
Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.
Santa says: Duniya Ka hr
ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta..
Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..!...............latest new santa banta jokes 2022
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