SANTA in Computer Exam Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel? SANTA: It is a new brand of Surf Excel to wash Computer.....!
Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell!
Banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
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Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai
le jayega" Saare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi
utha k sar pe rakh de"
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Santa`s Theory of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.
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Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya...
lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega?
Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega
Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla
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bahar baitha Jamadaar bola- 20 rupe
Santa- saale Toilet me baitha tha, 'Cyber Cafe' me nhi
Nurse:- Apke Judwa Bachhe Hue Hai Santa:- Ye toh hona hi tha, program hi aise dekhti thi. INDIAN IdOL 2 NACH BALIYE 2 DHOOM 2 Nurse:- Aacha hua delhi 6 nahi dekhi..........
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Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool
gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing
clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
Banta-I Forgot The Name,But Its Starts With 'T'
Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,Tea Se Start Hoti Hai!
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How can a Santa kill a Lion?
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Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll
drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."
santa was withdrawin money from ATM. Banta was just behind him in d line. HA!HA! Banta said,"I have seen ur pasword. its four asteriks. Santa replies ha!ha!ur wrong. its 1258
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Santa Sasural Gaya Uski sasuma ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ki sabgi khilyi
8 ve din pucha kya khaoge Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.
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Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain,
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain.
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and
another is a dog how it is possible?
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B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows.
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Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya?
Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ki letter mile n mile, aana zarur.
