Majedar Hindi Chutkule Jo Aapko Hasa Hasa Ke Lotpot Karenge
A good joke is like a cup of happiness - the more you share, the more it multiplies!
Chukule surely knows how to keep things exciting! With their vibrant energy and zest for life, there's never a dull moment around them. Whether it's cracking jokes, trying out new adventures, or simply bringing a smile to everyone's face, Chukule embodies the spirit of making every moment count. Their enthusiasm is infectious and their positive attitude is a breath of fresh air.
So, if you're looking to shake off the boredom and inject some fun into
your day, look no further than majedar
chutkule hindi mai!
A Tamilian call up Happu Singh and asks ' Tamil Therima??'
Happu Singh got mad, angrily replied.....'Hindi tera Baap!!!'
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing
Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.
Santa:I have seen u some where.
Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .. ;->
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due
To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?
Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.
Man: How was your exam today ?
Papu: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Papu: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought..i thought ..i thought about it and wrote THUNK ;-)
Computer teacher to Happu Singh: What are the three latest versions of java ? Happu Singh in Full Confident: . . . MarJava, MitJava, LutJava...
Friend to Santa:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Santa:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....
Santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Santa ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
Santa:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata. Friend: Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki, Santa: Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Santa:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Banta:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
Santa: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy, Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy. Santa: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
Hasi Majaak Ka Pitara: Majedar Chutkule
हमें शादी का कोई शौक नहीं है; कसम से,
ये तो आने वाले बच्चों की ज़िद है की
मम्मी चाहिए.
क्या हुनर हे तेरा पगली
हमारे बेग से कोई पेंसिल नहीं चुरा पाया
और तूने सीने से दिलचुरा लिया.
ना तड़पाएगी, ना दिल को धड़कायेगी,
अपनी वाली, आने वाली ही होगी तो
छप्पड़ फाड़ कर आएगी.
Aap 1 Brilliant, Beautiful,
Genius, Meritorious, Macho,
Smart, Nice, Good Looking,
Intelligent, kind, ideal, Handsome
Ladke ka sms-messages padh rahe ho.
Beta Girlfriend ke sath date se ghar aaya to Kanjoos Baap ne poocha,
Nalayak, kitne paise kharch kiye?
Beta- Rs. 575 Baap, Itne sare kyon?
Beta- Uske paas itne he the.
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban
jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.!!!
Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau !!!
Jhakas Chutkule: Hindi Jokes That Will Make You LOL!
Apni zindgi se kuch pal de do Mujhe
Aaj na sahi, Apna kal de do muhe
Khushi do ya na do Marzi tumhari
Apni girl friend ka number de do Mujhe !!!
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