Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kato salo, sb maroge!”
Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare
liye.
Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie
only !
At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!
Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne
chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.....!
Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?
Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni gol Krenge?"
A donkey kicked a Santa & ran awy
Santa ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai".
Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.
Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai,
Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.
Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal
Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.
Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..
Masterji: kl school kyu nhi aya.
Santa: Gir gya tha or lg gayi.
Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lg gyi..
Santa: "God, if u give me 100 rs, I will donate
50 rs in tmpl".
(After waliking sm distance, he finds a 50 rs note)
Santa: "Shame on u God, u don't even trust me a little? u hv already
takn ur share!"
Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho
keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ?
Santa: Ki krda master g,
kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!!
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical
college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him!
Banta: Truck dekhkr tm kapte kyu ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekr bhag gya tha, hr bar lgta hai jaise
usko vaps krne aya hai.
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