Santa Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife

Why Are You Scrolling Down
So Fast.
Let Him Sleep With His Wife Friend.....

Santa Banta Chutkule in Hindi

Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."

Santa Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Santa : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Santa Je: MISS

"NARRA":-)

Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.

A Santa Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Santa In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

Santa Replid: Éggs'' Mother

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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

Santa:Andhera.

Santa: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Santa: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Santa: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..

Principal: Schóól ka time 9 baje ka tha ór tum 10 baje aa rahe hó?
Little Santa student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, schóól shuru kar diya karó.

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Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,
Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,
WahWah
Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala ke
Tum to sab ki Nani ho..

Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani
Wah Wah kya kehna hai
Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani
This shair is brought to you by Limca Nimbu Pani...

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Santa: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir ap jahaaz pe aaye ho,
Apne biwi K Ghr nhi