Papu sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later Pappu sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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One day Pappu went to a shop.
Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..
Pappu: Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa: Bahut Mast Mast hai..
Papa: Mera mobile number de de!
Pappu to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before
i go to office..
Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Pappu: ha ha ha..i m the first..
1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas hai
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Santa:What does your wife look like?
Banta:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Santa: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.
Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
SANTA Ur son is Dead.Aftr Hearing Dis Santa
jumps frm 50th floor.
Wen he reachd 35th Flr he think "I dnt hav Son"
I'm not married
Shit! I'm BANTA.
Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya
Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa hai
Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass hai?
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)
Santa traveling in a train gets down in evry station
n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey