Santa Banta Sardar Jokes

Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai…!!!
Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

Santa: Sabse bhari durghatna kya ho sakti hai
Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de..

In n exam, a gal sitting on desk next to santa asked, "Mujhe is answer ki starting batado baki main likh lungi"
Santa said, "The answer of this question is, baki tum likhlo"

Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai.
Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai, mera ghar itna bada hai ki agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai.

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo

Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)

Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha
Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ???
Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai

Santa ke truck ke pichey likha tha, "chota parivar sukhi parivar"
aur uske nichey
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti .

Santa ne shampoo kharida.
Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do
Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nahi hai
Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"

Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon?
Santa: Brother & Sister
Inter: How?
Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese?
Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai....:-)

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi

Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye
judge : Kyun?
Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki
Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai

Santa Bakri Le Kar Bus Mei Sawar Hua
To Logo Ne Uski Bahot Pitai ki
Santa: Mere Sath ek Lady Na Hoti To Tumhe Btata

SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI
BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR
SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.

Santa ne Banta se kaha, ”sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas kark dikha

Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,
Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha
Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai?
Santa: Roti

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