Aasman jitna Neela h
Wah wah
Sunflowr jitna peela hai
Wah wah
Pani jitna geela hai
Wah wah
Aapke dimag ka NUT utna hi dheela hai.
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Ab bolo wah-wah........jokes hindi
honton tak bahkar aayi.....
Naak ko ek hi baar me surarrr kar ke wapas khich lene ka talent
Sirf bhartiya bacho me paya jata hai
DuriYon ki na parvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zyada aapse
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Bas ek bottle
MAAZA
Aur
5 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye..!
Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam rahti hai
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Nhi Pata
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Ans
Garam Masala
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Dekha Genius hun par kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya
U.P. Me
Maa doctor se phone par- Mere bache ko current laga hai main kya karun?
Dr.- Pehle Aap allah ka Shukr ada kare ki Aap ki taraf Light aa rahi hai!
[doctor jokes]
1 Sarabi train ki patri par so gaya..1 admi bola train
ayegi to mar jayega..
Sarabi: Sale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai...............jokes hindi
Funny truth-
No one is as ugly as their voters id pic,
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nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic...
Ek Punjabi Ladki shaadi karne k liye Ladke k ghar mein
entry karne se pehle pray karti hain:
"Rabba !! Ya toh Saas changi hove...nahi toh photo tangi hove..!
Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye
Bhagwan naraj, aap doctor ke pass
aur
Doctor naraj, to aap bhagwan ke pass.....
[doctor jokes]
Teacher: What is the difference between Himami and Tsunami...
Tinto: Himami is face wash... Tsunami is is total wash
Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nai
humne kiya to
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Caller tune,"Tujhe Bhula Diya"???;
Lab sil jate hai, jab tum samne ate ho. Dil dhadakta
he, jab nigah milate ho. Sans rukti hai, jab muskurate ho.
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"BHOOT HO KYA? ITNA KYO DARATE HO?........jokes hindi
Thokar khakar gungunana hi zindgi h,
Gam pikar muskrana hi zindgi h,
Ek ladki agr dhokha de to koi gam nahi,
Sab kuch bhulkar dusri fasana hi zindgi hai.
Tchr: Agr koi school k smne Bomb Rkhta h to kya karoge?
Stdnt: 1-2 ghnte dkhnge
Agr koi le jata hai to thik h
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Wrna Staff Room me rakh denga.
Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai,
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Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
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Dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
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Kya aapka dil nahi karta.........
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.KURKURE khaane k0 ?
Choti-Choti magar Moti batein:
1 bat zindagi mein hamesha yaad rakhna
"Jab hawa chalti hai to pattay hilte hain
aur
Jab nahi chalti to nahi hilte"
It's ok.
Thanx ki koi baat nahi mere sath
raho ge to General Knowledge mein
to izafa ho ga hi.
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.
Superman
Spiderman
Batman
sabne apne suit ko phek diya, Kyoki
Jaab unhone dekha
Style of Hero, Sense of humour - Nazar ladi aur ladki patii
Power of Hero, Fight of Hero, Action of Hero, Karisma of Hero
In South Indian Movies
1 Mukka me 10 gunde dher
1 Kick me 20 gunde dher
Hero ki 1 ped ki dhamak se 20-30 Scorpio palat jate hai
200-300 mustande gunde 2-3 second dhul chatne lagte hai
Hero gunde ki Pitai-Dhulai ese karta hai
Jese dhobi ghat par kapde dhulte hai
Life me kuch chije negative hona bhi jaruri hai
Jese ki....
Swine Flu ka test
1 maa ki facebook request
plz esa forward karo ki
ye message unke bete taak pahuch jaaye
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ghar ana to 2 kg payaj le lena
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