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A Conducter Kised A Girl In His Bus...
Police Took The Conducter 2 Jail....
And Gave Him Electric Shocks ......
But It Had No Efect!
B'coz He Was A
Its Physics Friends....
Santa: You will never succeed, in making that dog obey
Jeeto: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Banta: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?
Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution!
Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition.
If we were born knowing every thing,
Den wat world we do with all the time on this planet?
Be proud to say..."I DON'T KNOWS"!
A naughty answer given by a girl when asked.. How U feel when a boy gives U a flying kiss..? Girl: I feel boys are lazy..
Boy: u r d sunshine of my life..
without u life is cloudy..
u r in my heart like rain,water 4 barren land....
Gal: is this proposal or "WEATHER REPORT"....
Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant. Girl: But
Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend. Girl: I don't have any. Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..
Duniya buri ho sakti hai "TUM NAHI"
Log bure ho sakte hai "TUM NAHI"
Duniya bewafa ho skti hai "TUM NAHI"
Pagal theek ho skte hai "TUM NAHI"...
Roye wo is kadar unki lash se lipat kar.... . . .
Ke laash khud uth kar boli,
Le TU MARJA PEHLE,,,
Batameez uper hi chada ja raha ha garmi me..
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
Aj 50 Ka recharge krane ko bola To Kehty Hai Sub Dukanae Bnd Hain…
Woh aj b chiku leke mujhe dhoond raha hai
Maine 1 bar galti se usy keh dia tha k
dil cher k dekh tera he naam hoga
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. J L
qasai ka bacha hai yaar
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3 mistakes of my life
Gender : Male
Category : General
Qualification : Engineer
Professor:-akal badi ya bhais?
Muna bhai:-bole to pahle date of birth bata mamu.
1 Nadan Choti Si Machli Ne Apni Maa Se Pucha: Hum
Zameen Par Kyu Nahi Rehte ?
Anubhav Se Shikhi Ma Boli : Beta Pani
Fish K Liye H Aur Zameen Selfish K Liye...
Flirt with inocent boys
Fun wid handsome boys
Frndshp wid gud boys
Love wid faithfull boys
Finally marriage wid rich & successful guys
Wife saw sign board:
Banarsi Sari 15/-
Wyf: Give me Rs 300, I'll buy 20 Banarsi saris.
Husb: Ye istri ki dukan hai!