Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas jokes ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere jokes ka,
Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai

Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah tehri hai,
Uski ankhein sagar se bhi ziyada gehri hein,
Thak gaya apne pyar ka izhaar karte karte,
Tab pata chala dono kaan se behri hai.

Tere chehray pe udaasi aur ankhon mein nami hai..
Amul milk piya karo ,
Tum mein Calcium ki kami hai

Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindgi may sabko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi ghum de to,
police station lay aana..

Suno suno suno arz kia he.
Is ne kholi jo apni zulfen jhat se wah wah wah
Is ne kholi jo apni zulfen jhat se wah wah wah
Nikali 2 juwey or mar den pat se.

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho
to kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahin!

Usne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai
WAH WAH
USne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai .
or
mene jo shair mara to shairni vidhva hogai.

Tu baar baar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar mere dost,

Ek to pehle hi itni tension hai, oper se tere dramay khatam nahi hotay.

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