GOLU: bulb k niche muh kholkar baitha tha
Q?
QK doctor ne kaha tha ki aaj tumhara pet kharab he esiliye jara lite khana

Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon
Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon

Santa talking on phone.
Banta:Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa:Biwi se.
Banta:Itne pyar se...?
Santa:Tumhari hai.

Japanese proverb: If 1can do it, u too can do it. If none can do it, u must do it
Indian: If 1can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, leave it

(If U R Genius then reply) Andhe ki biwi ko behra utha kar le geya, aur gunge ne dekh liya, to gunga andhe ko kaise batayega?
ITS A CHALLENGE

Beta: Papa Mai jab business karunga to ache ache ke hath me katora pakada dunga.
Papa:Kaise?
Beta: PANI PURI bechkar.

Khayalo Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti H
Nigaho Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti H
Apke Bina Koi Kami To Nai
Bas Mere Naukrani Apke Liye Udaas Rehti He

Life is Beautiful...
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*Conditions Apply.
Excluding All Taxes.

:: santabanta jokes ::

Santa-Yaar suna hai teri wife bhag gai?
Tera kya kahna hai..
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahu
"Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"

:: Indian jokes ::

Ek Bacha Paida Hote Hi
Nurse Se bola- LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
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Nurse-No
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Bacha- Phir to tik hai
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INDIA Me Hua Hu ..Prod 2 b Indian

Aaj Hai Kal Na Jane Kaha Jayenge, Rishto Ki Dor Se Aise Na Bandho Hume, Kal Na Honge To Apke Ansu Nikal Aayenge.

Father-Beta agar sasural wale Scooter de to Car magna,
Shop de to Ghar mangna, Coolar de to AC mangna.
Beta- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya sath me uski dusri bahan vi mang lu?

Smoking Effects Lungs
Drinking Effects Liver
Girls Effect Heart.
But
The Most Dangerst One Is
STUDY!
It Effects BRAIN!!