:: Joke sms Hindi ::
Govt.Ne Elan Kiya Hai”All Beautiful Girls & Handsom Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo
Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!

Santa: chiken Kitne Ka?
Chikenwala 140, 120, 10.
Santa: Rs 10? Itna Sasta Kyon?
Chikenwala: Sir, isko Aids Hai,
Santa: Koi Baat Nehi, dedo Khana Hai Sona Thodi Hai Yaar.

Maa: Dekh Beta Us Ladki Ko Paralysis Ho Geya Hai. Munh
Tedha Ho Geya Hai, Honth Bhi Pichak Gaye Hain, Aankhein Bhi Tedhi Ho Gayi Hain.
Chalo Uski Madad Karte Hain.
Beta: Maa Woh Ladki Selfi Le Rahi Hai.
Mom: Fite Munh!.....selfie chutkula in hindi

Thought Of The Day
Please Replace Your Tooth Brush...
Before It Becomes A Sun Flower..

Superfast and Express Proposal..
Boy: Kya Mein Aap Ka Address Jaan Sakta Hoon???
Girl: Woh Kyu??
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Boy : Baraat Le Ke Aani Hai..

:: Joke sms Hindi ::
Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai
Jb,
LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7 Betha hota hai
Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
Ye Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHA THI YAR

Who is d most inspirational person after our Parents and Teacher…….?
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Bus conducter.
Chaliye, chaliye,
aage badhiye.
Aage badhiye.
Aage badhte rahiye.

Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby
Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...

Joke sms Hindi

‚´‚ Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words‚´‚
Raju- loffer or offer me kya anter hai ?
Shyam- agar lakda i love u bole to loffer or
Lakdi i love u bole to offer

‚ Mobile jokes sms in Hindi ‚
A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don”t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don”t Flirt Wid Strange Women.
I Sleep At Eight O”clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

‚ Short Jokes, Funniest jokes ‚
Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere lye
Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.

Water, Electric, Petrol ke daam koi bhi Govt kaam kar sakti H
koi Govt en ladkiyon ke nakhre kaam kar ke dikhaye
to baat ban jaye....

Earthquakes aane ke Fayde
Muhale ke sari good looking ladkiya bahar dekhne ko mili
Preety, Sweety, Payal, Pinky, Pari or etc.

Jis Purus ne aaj ke samay me biwi, Nokari
aur smartphone ke beach me
Saamanjasya betha liya, wah Purus nahi Mahapurus kahlata hai

‚´‚ Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words‚´‚
Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab hum bachhe the
Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum Bache wale hai
Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Kyu nahi hoti

‚ Short Jokes - Funniest jokes ‚
Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath h,
Agr pass karde to kya bat h.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.

‚´‚ Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words‚´‚
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Malum Hai aap Bahut Busy HO
isiLiye kuchh Nahi Likha Wrna aapKo Padhna Padta.

I Broke My Relationship
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With Books..!!
Bohot Ho Gaya..
Hamare Bich Me Kuch Understanding He Nahi Thi.

Today Girls Get 100% Marks In Two Subjects..??
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In Makeup And Breakup...

Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga

Aik Baat Ne Mujhe Kal Raat Se Sonay Nahi Diya...
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Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bo 80 + 90 Kaise 100..
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170 Hone Chaiye Na..

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR