santa- jalebi bech raha tha magar keh raha tha' aalu le lo aalu'
banata- lakin ye to jalebi hai..
santa- chup ho ja vrna makhiya aa jayengi....

banta- apki shaddi kis se hue?
santa- meri shadi ek aurat se hue..
banta- bewkuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai kya?
santa- haan meri bahen ki hue hai..

santa- apni bahen k sath ja raha tha..
ek ladka- oye! masuka ko lekar kaha ja rahe ho?
santa(gusse mai)- oye! masuka hogi teri meri to bahen hai..

banta- yaar mujhe subah subah saas lene mai muskil hoti hai..
santa- muskil to hoti hi hogi kyuki subah subah baba ramdev k bhakt sari oxygen jo khech lete hai..

santa- maine apko letter likha tha phir bhi ap shadi mai kyu nhi aye?
banta- mujhe letter nhi mila..
santa- to maine likha to tha letter mile ya na mile aana jarur..

santa- aaj subah mai dentist k pass gaya tha.
banta- kya tmhara daant abhi bhi dard krta hai..
santa- mujhe nhi pata kyuki wo daant to doctor ne rakh liya..

santa- advocate sahab vasiyat likhiye ki meri maut k baad mere pass jo kuch bhi hai wo anathalay ko de di jaye.
advocate- apk pass hai kya kya?
santa- do betai, ek beti...

santa- suna hai tmhari shaddi haal hi mai hue thi..
banta- ji nhi meri shaddi mandap mai hue thi..

banta- agar apk ghar mai incm tax raid pad jaye to?
santa- to mere ghar mai unhe kuch nhi milega! meri patni paise kaha chupa k rakhti ye to mujhe bhi nhi pata..

santa- yaar meri aankhe thik se nhi khulti ! koi tarika batao?
banta- kisi din achanak apne ghar achanak chale jana aankh khuli ki khuli reh jayengi..

banta- maan lo ap sokr uthe hai usi tym apko pata lage ki ap lakhpati baan gaye hai to ap kya karoge?
santa- mai phir se so jaunga aur tab tak sota rahunga jab tak crorepati na baan jau..

banta- aao swimimg pool mai tairne chale?
santa- nhi maine kasam khayi hai jab tak mujhe tairna na sekh lu mai pani k pas nhi jaunga..

santa- mai aur meri patni movie dekhne gaye. hm movie ka ek part hi dekh paye.
banta- kyu? apne dusara part kyu nhi dekha.
santa- pehle part k baad screen pr likha aa gaya dusara part- do din baad! hm kyu do din cinema hall mai baithe rehte..

Santa saw a very high Artel Tower & red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “our country is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A – Ab
I – Iss
D – Duniya se
S – Sat shri akal.

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati. Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO

Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapas