banta- patni ko begum kyu kehte hai?
santa- kyuki shaddi k baad sare gum to pati k hisse mai aate hai aur patni be-gum ho jati hai..

santa- yaar tm rooj mandir kyu jate ho?
banta- kyuki waha pr aarti,puja,archna,bhawna,shanti,vandana aur upasna hai..```santa banta hindi sms 140 character ```

banta- ap pareshan kyu hai?
santa- meri patni 6 bache chahti hai aur mai bhi 6 chahta hu..
banta- to ishme kya pareshani hai?
santa- jishme 12 bache reh sake aisa makan lena mere bas ki baat nhi..

banta- tumne pure toilet mai poti kyu kr di?
santa- yaar call aa gaya tha.
banta- to kya hua?
santa- tmne idea ka ad nhi dekha' walk when u talk!'...

banta- ladkiya shadi k baad maang mai sindur kyu lagati hai?
santa- ishse ladko ko pata chalta hai ki jis plot pe unki najar hai woh plot bik chuki hai.. ```santa banta hindi sms 140 character ```

santa- platform se rail ki track pe kud gaya.
banat- marna hai kya?
santa- maroge to tm ,tmne suna nhi train platform pr aa rahi hai...

banta- tmhe pata hai crorepati kaun hota hai?
santa- jo income tax dekhar lakhpati reh jaye..

banta- ap incometax deprtmnt mai kya krne aye hai?
santa- mai to dekhne aya hu ki jink liye mai din raat kaam krta hu wo kaise hai...

banta- kya bible mai likha hai ki jo log cigret pite hai wo swarg jate hai?
santa- nhi pr jo jitna jyada pita hai wo utni jaldi swarg jate hai..

banta- acha to pichle week apk dada ka dehant ho gaya,unhone marne se pehle last word kya bola?
santa- bechare aakhri sabd bhi nhi bol paye kyuki marte daam tak meri dadi unk sath thi..

banta speech de raha tha, jab tak ushka speech khatam hua sare log chale gaye,sirf santa reh gaya.
banta- mujhe bahut khusi hue ki ap hi kewal aise hai mere speech samjh aya.
santa- ji aise baat nhi hai, apk baad mujhe speech dena hai..

santa- tm gadi chalao, mai god se pray karunga.
banta- kyu kya tmhe meri driving pr vishwas nhi hai?
santa- kya tmhe meri pray pr vishwas nhi hai....

Santa: I saw a man at the beach yelling, "Help, Shark, Help"! I just laughed.
Banta: Why did you laugh at the agony of that man?
Santa: I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

It's the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere.
It's called
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Prayer!
May God bless your naughty mind!

US Dollar has increased to Rs 55
One liter Milk has increased to Rs 39
Petrol has increased to Rs 72
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Thank God! Passing marks are still 35!

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teachar Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
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Jab Tum Log Bade Hoke Ye Dekoge To Kahoge,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
Or Ye Pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..!
Pappu Gusse Se Bola:
Or Ye Humari Teachar Hai Jinka Dehant Ho Gya.

Boss office girl se: Tum itny short kapry kyun pahanti ho
Girl: Sir jitni pay milti hy us mein itny hi kapry aty hain
Boss: Aaj se tumhari pay band

Patni - shrm nhi aati
2sri lady ko ghurr rhe ho
ab tum shadi shuda ho

pati - are aisa kaha
likha h ki upwas ho to
khane ka menu nhi padha
jata

latest husband/wife jokes- Pati/pati chutkule in hindi

Pati Office Se Aaya Hi Tha
Ki Patni Ne Hukam Diya
Mere Maayke Se Bahut Log Aaye Hue Hai ,
Bazaar Jao Aur Unke Liye Kuch Lao.
Pati Turant Bahar Chla Gya Aur
10 Minute Baad Aakar Bola,
Mai Aap Logo Ke Liye Auto Le Aaya Hun.
Aap Log Chaliye Yahan Se.

latest/new exam jokes-
Exam Anthem:
Hm Honge Sbme Pas
Hm Honge Sbme Pas
Hm Honge Sbme Pas..ek Din,
OO HO HO
Sote Hai BINDASS
Likhte Hai BAKWASS
Fir B Hai VISHWASS
Marks Milenge JHAKAS...