In PK Movie Radio is used
in upcoming sizzling Movie Julie 2 magazine is used
Radio or Magazine
media always hide important things from us. (-.*)
Ram Rahim sues Apple for copying wireless charging concept,
says he was the first wireless Love Charger
Today Breaking News, the Government has promised that no new cess will be introduced
if every citizen promises to hand over his entire income to the government on the 1st of every month.
Son refuses to disclose Half Girlfriend to his father,
says he's protected by Right to Privacy
Baba Ram Rahim par jokes likhane se pahale hi
Yuvaon ne Agrim jamaanat ki arji di....
Govts ban on loudspeakers after 10pm
may now cover noisy news channel debates and discussion too
3-time Bermuda Triangle survivor unable to patch up with girlfriend.
A Girlfriend decides to break up after she couldn't find
how to change relationship status on Facebook, Whatsapp, Instagram.
Bihar chief minister is same, only the service provider has changed.
This is called Chief Minister Portability!
Govt hints at sending Sunny Deol to Doklam border to intimidate the Chinese
Had to tab ho gaya jab ek ladka Teacher se
'May I go to the toilet?' bolkar Toilet Film dekhne chala gaya
'Blue Whale Challenge' se jyaada khatarnaak(Dangerous) Game India mein hai
usaka naam hai- "kheti(Farming) hai".
Ye khatarnaak Game khel vaala kisaan aakhir mein aatmahatya(Suicide) kar leta hai
Girls like:
Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi!
Hindi Movies mein kaam karne ke liye Hindi padhna
aur bolana Anivarya hai, Bollywood mein haahaakaar....
"Toilet ek Prem katha" ko Dekhkar aaya Yuvak,
bivi milne ke ummeed mein bana raha hai Toilet.
Child participant rejected after his parents
fail to cry during a singing reality show.
Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun!
Young Man: Why do I find so many stones in my Pulaav?
Waitress: Sir, if I'm not wrong, you ordered 'Kashmiri Pulaav'!
Yesterday at Delhi Metro, 2 Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting in front of me.
But I was looking at the Indian girl only.
Boycott means Boycott!
Government website not working for 20 users browsing at same time
and giving mesaages-server is down. When a asked reason to server administrator
He said website is made for 15 concurrent users only and if more user browse website It may crash also
Women Beauty Parlour observe low in revenues
after "Choti Katwa" gang reaches metro cities
Bharat chhodo Aandolan se hamaara koi lena-dena
nahin hai: Maalya aur Lalit modi ne di saphai
Suhaagraat ki romantic raat...
Husband: Aaj kesa mahsoos kar rahi ho Jaaneman?
Wife: bura lag raha hai, kyonki aaj tak GSM thi...
koi sa bhi sim daal sakti thi...
aaj se CDMA ho gaye hoon ....
ek hi sim daalna padega
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mast majedar chutkule in hindi
Toilet Ek Prem Katha earns more than the
revenue of Sulabh Sauchalayas across the country. True to say "Anything Love Can Do"
Doodh vaale hadtaal karate hain to doodh sadak par phenk dete hain.
tamaatar vaale hadtaal karate hain to tamaatar sadak par phenk dete hain.
na jaane Bank vaalon ko kab akl aayegi.
Due to heavy rain in Bengaluru,
many parts of the city are flooded with rain water.
Builders in Bengaluru are adding 'natural lakes' to the list of amenities
Rabri-Lalu jee e choti katwa gang kaa hai?
Mahilaon ko kesh Less banaane ke liye kaati ja rahi chotiya - Lalu
Teen age boys, girls aur Students ko Ashlil-Gandi websites dekhne ke liye apne Aadhar no. batna hoga....
kyoki parents ka kahna hai - Gandi websites hamare Masoom bacho ko bigaad rahi hai....gossip spread by Hasimajakpur
Ransomware does not attacked Aadhar because they do not have Aadhar number
Ladki: Mera Dil Mobile aur tum uska Sim ho.
Ladka: jaan ek baat poochhun?
Ladki: Haan poochho.
Ladka: Tumhaara Mobile dual-sim vaala to nahin......funny sms
In Indian 2 Class are very sad
One is Muslim Women and other is Hindu Man
One is sad for getting Divorced.
Other is sad for not to get Divorse.
"In Noor, I got the opportunity to explore every part of Sonakshi Sinha
as an actor," said Sunhil Sippy
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Sonakshi Sinha is funny, humorous, silly, witty, Intense, entertaining,
serious All At Once, Says Director
Aaj ke Jamane mein keval Bijli Vibhaag hi aisa hai
jo Graahak(customer) ko shuddh(Pure) maal(products) bech raha hai. yadi aapko Vishvaas(Trust)
nahin ho to Hath laga dekh le... shuddhata(Purity) ka ahsaas aap ko turant ho jaenge....
Ab ye afwah kun phela raha hai ki- Choti Kand Group-Gang
Choti kaatne ke baad agale Round mein
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Eyebrow set karega...
ye News aane ke baad Husband log kaphi khush hai,
kyoki Choti Kand Group ne Beauty Parler kharcha bacha diya..... Choti Kand jokes
Brahma jee ki chetaavni:
WhatsApp par repeat post karane vaale ke agale janm mein Jeevan Saathi
bhi repeat ho aur vah bhi us ki saas ke saath.
Santa 17 friends aur 1 Girlfriend lekar 1 Movie Dekhne
gaya kyoki Movie Poster pr Message Lika tha-
Kaval 18 or 18 se Upper ke logo ke liye
Jab security guard, ne Santa ko Check karne ke liye roka to
Santa ne Jawab Diya- abbe aab kahe ka rok rahe ho Bhai
Counting nahi aati kaya hum log total 19 hai
Maa ko 21 saal lag jaate hai
jis bete ko Gentle banaane me. .
Vaah..Vaah ..Vaah...VaaH...
Maa ko 21 saal lag jaate hai
jis bete ko Gentle banaane me,
Aur Bivi ko 21 Minute bhi nahi lagte
Usi Bete ko Mental banaane mein
In Aandhiyon-Aandhiyon se kahe do ki apani aukaat mein rahe...
saala is hapte meraa Teesara kachchha ud ke Gaayab hua hai
Today's Private Hospital is Nothing More then Toll Plaza between Earth and Heaven
'Google Maps' Abhi bhi yah bataate mai Asamrath hai ki,,,,,
"Pyaar hamen kis mod pe la aaya?"
Dhiru Bhai ambaani swarg se, are mukesh beta,
apana vo JIO ka Business kaisa chal raha hai?
Mukesh: paapa aapaki aavaaj saaf nahin aa rahi hai, aap
mere Airtel waale Number par call karo
Journey of Kejriwal
2015- Blame BJP
2016- Blame Modi
2017- Blame EVMs
Saari Physics-Chemistry ko hila daala.
Teacher: kaun sa liquid and solid mix karne par Gas banti hai?
Pappu: Raajma-chaaval!
Very very funny definition of new fasion designing trend...
Wat is FASHION DESIGNING?
Too many talented Brains working on
Too little clothes with
Too many ideas on how 2 cover;
Too little areas..
To expose smartly N Boldly
After Watching The Pepsi Ads,
A Boy Suddenly Starts Kissing-hugging His Girfriend.
Gf- Ye Kia Ker Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend- Diwano Ko Ijazat Nahi Chahiye Pyas Bujhane Ki.
Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.
I Broke My Relationship
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With Books..!!
Bohot Ho Gaya..
Hamare Bich Me Kuch Understanding He Nahi Thi..
Wikipedia: I Know Everything.
Google: I Have Everything.
Facebook: I Know Everybody.
Internet: Without Me, You Are No Body.
Now Finally Electricity: AWAAZ NICHEY...
Married hona "Part of living" hai
aur
Married hokar bhi muskurana kar shanti se jina "Art of living"
Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
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Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!
Boy: Dad, Main Tang Aa Geya Hun Zindagi Se, Ghar Chhod Kar Ja Raha Hun.
Dad: Jaate Time Room Ka Fan or Bulb Band Kar Ke Jana!
Interviewer: Do you have any question?
Female Candidate: Do I look fat in this dress?
Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM.
Pappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class?
Teacher: Wow, was it that interesting?
Pappu: No, I just can't fall asleep!
Pappu went to Police Station.
Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?
Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.
Inspector: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!
There is not a more terrifying moment in life
than when the toilet doesn't flush at someone else's house!
Kya aap phone ki batery jaldi khatma hone se paresan hain, to khush ho jaiye.....
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Baba Ramdev aap ke liye lekar aane wale hai, Patanjali Hitech Smartphone bass aankh maar maar ke charge karte rahiye.
AisI VaanI boliye ki sab se jhagada hoE
AisI VaanI boliye ki sab se jhagada hoE
Par us se Jhagada na karen jo aap se Tagada hoE!
kya batae gaalib vo gusse mein bhi ham pe raham kar gai;
Lagaaya kas ke chaanta aur sardi mein gaal garam kar gai....new fresh winter special jokes
At a 5 Star restaurant:
Girlfriend: I'll just have a Fruit salad.
Waiter: And for you, Sir?
Boyfriend: I'll be Share....! WhatsApp funny sms
Very funny Hindi sms, Funny jokes sms for Friends
If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump.
If you have no woman in your life then also you are successful like Mr. Modi.
Real problem is for those who have only one woman in life!
Vyapari - "Bhagwan tu muje 100 Rs. dega to mein 50 Rs. tumhe chadaunga !"
Kuch der bad use 50 Rs. pade mile.
Vyapari - "Kya Bhagwan ! Itna bhi bharosa nahi tha, Apna pahele hi kaat liya !"
CA ki patni ne puchha: Mahngai dar kya hoti hai?
CA: pahle tumhari kamar 28 thi aur vajan 45 kilo,ab tumhari kamar hai 38 aur
vajan hai 75 kilo. ab tumhare pass sab kuchh pahle se jyada hai fir v value
kam hai.yahi mahngai dar hai.
Moral: Airthshastra utna Hard nahi hai yadi sahi udaharan dekar samjhaya jay.
Economics is not difficult to understand if you have good/interesting examples to Explain
What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”
Boy to Very beautiful pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nahi yaar me to Boyfriends se karwa leti hu
2 boys with Pappu where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Pappu shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!
Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!
School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na
Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .
Tu Na. .
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Is sms msgs Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai
Akabar ne Birbal se 3 naye prashn poochhe.
aur kaha teenon ka javaab ek hi hona chaahie ...
Doodh kyon ufan jaata hai?
paani kyon bahta hai?
sabji kyon jal jaati hai? "
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birabal ne uttar diya ... ..
"Whatsapp chaalu hone ke kaaran" ...Whatsapp jokes
Paakistaan ne apne Cricket Players se ICJ ko FIX karne ki tarkeeb poochhi.
Lekin Naaraz PAK Cricket Players koi bhi Fixing Tips batane se mana kar diya hai
Unka Demand hai ki hume IPL mai khelne ka moka do, Hum Pahele IPL Fix karege Fir ICJ ko FIX karne ki tarkeeb bata denge.
Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon Sir?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be....
Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Santa k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Santa: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!
GF: Tell me those 3 magical words.
Happu: "Got Jio Sim!" WhatsApp funny sms
Dost: yaar ye shaadi ka kya matalab hai? Pappu: dhoom-dhaam se khud ki supaari dena.
Jab Hollywood me film ka seeqwal banta hai to naam kuchh aise hote hai:
1. Rambo
2. Rambo 2
3. Rambo 3
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Bollywood Movies:
1. Singh is king
2. Singh is Bling
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SOuth indian Movies:
1. Jine nahi dunga
2. Agle janam bhi jine nahi dunga
3. Paida hi nahi hone dunga..........Very funny hindi sms
Pappu was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Papu thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
Extreme height of laziness:
Thief 1: Let's count the money that we have robbed today at the bank.
Thief 2: dude I'm so tired.we'll see in the news..........WhatsApp funny sms
Santa: I think I am going to stay in the hospital for another week.
Banta: Pretty ill?
Santa: Nope, pretty nurse!
God: what do u want?
Boy: A very Beautiful girl.
God: If u r Muslim I'll give u Katrina,
If ur a Hindu I'll give u Kareena,
If ur a christian I'll give u Genelia,
What's ur Name?
Boy: Abdul Narayan Fernandes.
God: Rakhi sawant de Kamine ko bahut Over Smart ban raha hai.
Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .
Jaan Leva Ishq-
College me mera haath pakar kar boli ki saat janam tak tumhara saath naa chhorugi
sathiya
College Gate se apne Baap aur Bahi ko aate dekh kar boli kamine kisko pooch
kar pakra mera haath
very funny hindi sms
Boy: I love you baby
Girl: I Have already a boyfriend
He: Olx pe bech de
Purana jayega, tabhi to naya aayega
very funny hindi sms
Husband - mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai
Husband- kaya proof hai batoo??
Wife- Uska husband Kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aya tha
Jailor To Tailor:
1000 Pants Aur 999 Shirts Silvake Bhej Dena.
Tailor:
Jailorsahab Ye Ek Shirt Kam Kyu..?
Jailor;
Shalmann Khann Aa Raha Hain Na!!!
GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me
BF - Attitude to bachpan se Hai
Jab me peda huwa tha
to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the
Mummy-beta paper kesa tha?
Beta-Patla saa tha, white colour ka
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Mummy gusse me-de thappar de thappar par thappar
kamine tune kuch nahi lika hoga exam me nalayak
Jinte Jildi ladko ko love ho jata hai
utni jaldi ladki ye bhi decide nahi kaar pati hai
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Dark lipstick lagani hai ya light
BF 2 GF- girls Love Marriage Q Karti Hai?
Gf: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se To Achaa Hai,
Jaana Pehchana Kamina Mil Jaye.
Tinku: 1 Manf0rce Dena.
Dukandaar: Tum To Masterjee K Bete Ho na?
Tinku: Mentos Bola Mentossssssss,
1-2 Vicks vi De Dena Gala Kharab H
Medicine ka naam bhi nahi nikal raha thik se.
Shaadi byaah mein pikar zor zor se Naagin Dance karane vaalon par lage pashu vikaas ses....
"ek aisi ladki thi jise main Pyaar karta tha" -
vaala gaana bajaane par Dulhe ne Band Master ko dhoya...
Yoga Madam:- Dear students!!
Batao Mai Ek Paav Par Kab Aur.
Kyo Khadi Rehti Hu ??
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Student:- Nahane Ke Baad Chaddi Pahane Ke Time...
Rahul Gandhi Kehte Hai,
"Congress Koi Party Nahi, Ek Soch Hai"
Aur
Vidya Balan Kehti Hai,
"Jahan Soch Hai, Wahan Shouchalay Hai"
Bahut Confusion Hai Bhai Sahab!!
Kid 2 Mom: 20 Rs Dena,
Bahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen.
Mom: Kaha Hai Garib?
Kid:Bechra Bahar Dhup Me,
Icecream Bech Raha Hai mummy........Very funny hindi sms
Explaining Friends -
Difference Between Shitt & Ohh Shitt.
A Boy Threw A Love Letter To A Girl,
And Fell Near Her Brother !
Shittt !
And His Brother Was A Gay Oh Shitt.
Very very funny shayari by thief-
Mobile ke night plans ne to hume,
Bhuka maar diya hai dosto,
Jis ghar mein chori k liye jao,
Koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai..
Husband : Yaar, Main Koi Bhi Kaam Karta Hu,
To Meri Biwi bich me Aa Jati Hai
Friend : Yaar,
Tu Truck Chalaa Kar Dekh,
Shaayad Qismat Saath De De...!
"Try Your Best Luck"
Chamali bhabhi ne chaat ki dukan kholi
Dukan khulte hi consumer ki line lag gayi
kyoki
Board par lika tha-
"Sirf 20 Rupye me chamali Bhabhi ki chaat lòó"
Santa: Thinking....thinking...
Banta: kya soch rahe ho yaar?
Santa: ye zee news walo ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Banta: kya?
Santa: yehi ke, ‘aap dekh rahe hai zee news’
Duniya me 2 kaam bahut ache hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle study complete hogyi
aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle bachpan nikal gaya
50% lovers love-romance kyun nahi kar pate?
1. Girlfriend nahi manti?
2. Seriousness?
3. Dono Raji nahi hote
Ans- room-space hi nahi milta!!
1 ladki roj subah 10 baje per ke daal me beth jati the
aur
saam ko 6 baje utaar jati the
MBA karke paagal ho gaye the
Khud ko Branch Manager samghte the.............very very paagal funny sms
Natkhatlal:Tum apne sailoon me
Rahasmai aur romachk books kyu rakhte ho?
Naai:inhe padhker logo ke
Baal khare ho jate hai aur
Mujhe baal katne me aasani hoti h
Very motivatinal quotes ever written By dear Natkhatlal
Bachpan me Diwali ke din jaab Rocket chorte hue adbhut gayaan mila tha
Aasman chune ke liye bottle bahut jaruri
Teacher - Who is very patient person in world?
Santa- Sunny Leonee Cameraman sir answered very confidently
Teacher-Super intelligent student jara mere paas ana
phir kaya teacher de thappar pe thappar....
Common man: Susu jana hai...
1 Famous Shayar-
Mchalti hai pet me kuch lahare si
lagta hai enhe kisi kinare ka entzaar hai...
Shradh ke din 1 kowa ka
Facebook, Whatsapp status messages-
"Abhi to party shuru hue hai..."
Patni pati se pura pura din cricket ghuse rahte ho...me Ghar chhod ke ja rahi hu
Pati (commentary ke andaz me): pehli baar kadmo ka behtarin estmaal...
sasural se mayke jaati biwi.....very funny cricket jokes
New smartphone Age student routine...
T.V. - 3 Ghanta
Facebook- 2 Ghanta
Mobile- 6 Ghanta
Friends- 10 minutes
Girlfriend - 2 Ghanta
Study - Ghanta......
Teacher Bache-mai kal nahi aauga..
Student-kyo sir?
Teacher-meri shadi
Bache-sir esa mat kigiye
teacher-kyo?
Bache-sir app ne hi sikhaya hai
Phoolwali-phool bechti hai
Sabjiwali - sabji bechti ha
to
Gharwali-ghar nahi bechagi??
Agar bhu nibu kha rahi ho to koi jaruri nahi ki
khushkhbri ho......
Jmana badal gaya hai ho sakta hai daru utar rahi ho
sadme se mar gaya usi wakt 1 marij jaab doctor ne kaha ki....
Daal ka pani piya karo
Bharat me bhukamp se sabse jada Prabhavit Hone Wale chetra
Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp!
Shart lagi thi duniya ki khushi 3 words me likhne ki wo kitab dudne lage mene "mene biwi mayke gayi" likh diya
1 auto wale ki shadi ho rahi thi
jab uski dulhan phero ke wakt uske paas
aakar bethi to wo bola thora aur pass aakar betho
abhi 1 aur beth sakti hai
jab baarat road pe naach rahi hoti to kuch Chacha, Moasa, Mama log hath hila hila
kar traffic ka sanchalan ese karte hai mano pichle janam me wo pandu hawaldaar the....funny wedding hindi sms
Aaj Ka Vichar
Jitna Gaur Se log takkrane ke baad 1-2sre ko dekhte hai
utni Gaur Se agar phle dekh le to takkar lage hi nahi...
Boy-tumhare papa Aatankwadi hai?
Girl-no why?
Boy-Coz you are Bomb.........Very funny hindi sms
Girlfriend- Ghar me koi nahi hai aa jao
Boy-Very shocked...abhi abhi to loota hu
tere ghar se..
Girl-Sorry, phir se tumhe hi call lag gayi.....very funny girlfriend boyfriend sms
motapa hi ek esi chij hai
jise apne se jada dusre ke paas dekhkar khushi hoti hai
Ghar me jaab khud ki shadi ki charcha hoti hai to lagta hai
jese election ka ticket mil gaya ho
Shadi ke wo 2-4 din lagta hai jese hum chief minister ho gaye ho
aur
shadi ke 1 saal baad lagta hai jese koi ghotala me fas gaye ho
Kasam se Yaaro 1 sath sare Kaand yaad aa jate hai jab
Papa kahte hai Yaha betho tum se kuch jaruri baat karni hai
4 chije ensan ko kabhi khush nahi rakh sakti
Car, Mobile, T.V. aur biwi
kyoki aksar eske latest model dusro ke pass hote hai
Jab Khoobsurat ladki sare kapde utar
deti he to kya hota he ???.
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Almari khali ho jati hai....yaar......mast mast jokes in hindi
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was a Singer you would be my Tune/melody
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don't understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her 'Give Me Sweet Kiss'
and she slapped me.
Women wont play football not coz they aren't gud at it..
But coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like 10 other women in
front of 10,000 people
Golu ne Molu se - Shadishuda Ladki aur Shadishuda Ladke me kaya antar hai?
Molu- Mangalsutra latka ho to ladki Shadishuda....
Aur muh lakta ho to ladka Shadishuda....funny wedding jokes in hindi 2018
Pappu's Attitude In Exams.
They give me questions which i don't know.
So.....
I give them answers which they don't know.
Why???
"Tit For Tat"...exam jokes in hindi
Pappu- papa meri teacher kitni mast hai naa?
Santa- beta Techar maa samaan hoti hai Badmash... Pappu aapko to hamesha apni hi khushi dikhai deti hai.
Height of Facebook Wall update
A newly born boy's status
Thanks God! Got delivered successfully.
At-hospital, Delhi
baap ne dekha beta jeans ka button sil rha tha
Baap- beta humne tumhara shaadi karaya, bhu ghar aayi
phir bhi tum apni jeans me khud hi button laga rahe ho??
Beta- Papa aap galat soch rahe hai ye jeans mere biwi ki hai
Baap behos......very funny wedding jokes in hindi 2018
Patient-Doctor sahab ye Medicine pure town me nahi mil raha hai
Doctor-milagi bhi kese ye medicine ka name nahi ye to meri signature hai.....Funny stupid Jokes
A VERY FUNNY QUOTE:
"Come like a Racer,
Sit like a Yogi &
Go like a King..!!
This slogan was written on a..
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TOILET DOOR..!!
Girlfriend ne poocha chahoge kab taak?
Mene V muskura ke kah diya, Meri biwi ko pata na chale tab tak...
Teacher: Batao Kangresh ki sthapana kisne ki?
Pappu: patta nahi sir kisne ki, par bisharjan to rahul gandhi hi karenge.
Aaj ka Gyaan:
smartphone sarir hai aur internet usski aatma.
sarir chahe nasht bhi ho jaye, aatma naya sarir dharan kar leti hai.
Aaj ka gyan:
Aap chahe kitne hi kabil ban jaao lekin sabji wale se dhaniya aur mirchi muft nahi laa
sake to ghar walon ki nazar me aapse jyada nakabil insan koi nahi hai.
College me kuchh Madam aissi hoti ki pata hi nahi chalta
ki ye ....
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college ki faculty hai ya facility!!!!!
Madam-Pappu tumhara es baar Exam result bahut kharaab aaya hai,
kal Papa ko saath lekar aana varnaa...
Pappu- varanaa kyaa?
Madam- varnaa resulat Facebok par upload kar ke usmen paapa ko Tag kar doongee.
Pappu achchhaa to main bhi Mummy ko bata doongaa ki meri Madam papa ke friend
list men hai.
1 din Pappu ne aag bujhaane ke lie phoonk maari to uska
paad nikal gaya!
jab doosri baar phoonk maari to, phir se paad nikal gaya!
pappu gusse mein ghumkar bola, "le tu hi bujha le!"
Teacher- prithvee kaa chakkar lagaane waale nae upagrah kaa kyaa naam hai? Pappu- Narendr Modi.
Super Jokes || Hanumanji: Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti
Par Nahi Reh Sakta..
BholeNath: Kyu..?
Hanumanji: Pehle Log Let Ke Matha
Tekte Thay,
Fir Ghutne Tekne Lage, Fir Log Dur
Se Hi Sar Ko Jhuka Chale Jate Thay..
Mai Firbi Khush Tha Lekin Ab To
Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Prabhu..
Aaj Mandir Me 1 Ladki Aayi Aur
Haath Hila Ke Boli..
Hi Hanu, Whats Up..?
Aise Muh Kyu Fula Rakha Hai..
Just COOl MAN.....!
Super Jokes from bollywood- Things to Learn From SRK Movies:
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR..
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
Pardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
Veer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani
Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..
Note - SRK teaches us how to manage very risky love affairs..!!!
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arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,
The most risky love is...
Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar ..
Mobile Smartphone aane se ek achchha kaam to hua.
jab insaan Free hota hai to Mobile chala leta hai.
pahale to naak mein oongali daal-daal kar, naak ki aisi-taisi kar deta hai.
rishtedaaron ki sabase badi galatphahami kaaphi dinon se inake ghar nahin gaye hain aaj chalate hain, "varana vo bura maan jaayenge".
31 December ka nasha agar utar gaya ho to
two-minute ka maun un Bakaron aur Murgon ke lie bhi rakh len,
jo bechaare aapaki khaatir 2018 ka sooraj nahin dekh pae.
Girl: We have been together for 5 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai?
Boy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!
Mom: Beti Shaadi Ke Liye Haan Kar Do, Ladka Shareef Lagta Haii...
Passport Pe Thailand Ka Eek Bhi Thappa Nahi Hai!
Asking your Ex-Girlfriend to be friends after break up is like...
Kidnappers asking to 'Keep in touch' after letting you go! mast gf bf jokes
Pappu: The all new iPhone 7 is Water-Proof
has High definition sound and a best ever camera
but it doesn't have that 1 Quality that I Really Really Love.
Happu: wat is that yaar?
Pappu: Affordability!$$$$$
When you ask your Mom about something and she says, 'Wahan Rakha Hai'.
This 'Wahan' could be either on the table or in the Antarctica!
When charging my phone of my laptop battery, it's like I am giving it a blood transfusion!
Santa: With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?
Banta: Apple Juice!
Until now rich ppl used to laugh on poor ppl...Now after this decision on Rs 500 and Rs 1000 & Black Money poor ppl laughing on Rich ppl.
Jab se royal Enfield vaalon ne Self Start ki suvidha dee hai tab se
.
.
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ek thappan mein gir jaane vaale lanake bhi bulet lekar ghoom rahe hain
Jaanu Tere pappa se keh de kabhi hamaara
ilaaqa ghumakar dekhe, sirph naam hi
kaafi hai unake jamai ka....fresh new love jokes chutkula 2018***
Interviewer: Why did you leave your previous job?
Candidate: Because once they fire you, they won't let you stay!
Old man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion Doctor?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun.
He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!
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