Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Aik Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna Chahte ho?
Charsi: Jisko bhi Aankhein Lagaao
Usey bata Dena K
Ye Do Kash laganay
k baad He Khulti Hain

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don’t know how she got my no,
She interrupts whenever I call someone
and says “Please Recharge Your Card”

True meanings of "GIRL"
"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..
"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA &PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is notallowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!

1 evening i will come 2 ur room, lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed. I'll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face.... & I'll shout: have a gr8 night

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Send Me Mesg On These Time
Morning - 6am To 12pm
Noon - 12pm To 4pm
Evening - 4pm To 8pm
Night - 8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

Bahut sal phle sirf pagl & bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the &
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Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya racha ja raha hai

Makkhi Mar
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
” Naaii ” hon..

Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya hai
Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.