Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
wah wah wah!!!!! :)

chaahe kitani bhi angrejee seekh lo parantu agar
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kutta peechhe pad jaaye to hatt-hatt hee kahana padega.

Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?
Santa: Google Singh
Teacher: How's that name?
Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.

aajkal to bachchon ko itane saare Number milate hain,
98.4, 99.4, 99.5, 100!
mujhe to bas aisa sirf Fever hi aata tha.

1100 ladakiyaan shadme se mar gaee aur 200 koma mein chali gai, kyonki kisi ne aphavaah phaila di thi ki
G.S.T matalab Girl Selfie Tax hai!

Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai
Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

shaadi se pahle ladke ne ladaki se vaada kiya tha,
"main tughe chaand taare doonga."
ladki ne shaadi kar li aur unaka ek bachcha ho gaya,
naam rakh diya Tarachand, ise kahate hain praan jaaye par vachan na jaaye.

1 Ladki ne 500 metre ki Race me ladko ko aaram se hara diya.
Saheli- tumne ye kaise kiya?
Ladki-Mein Pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage aaya hi nahi

Santa se banta ne pocha yhe kiski cycle leke ghum rha hai?
Santa- meri gf ki hai usne di hai
Banta- par kyo di?
Santa usne mujhe garden mai 1 ped ke peche bulya or apne
kapde utar diya or boli jo lena ho lelo mjhe uski cycle
pasnd aa gyi mai ne lele

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..
Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya..
Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..
Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai.........................funny sms jokes in hindi

Dosto pyaar aisa karo..
agar ladaki aapake pyaar ko thukaraaye..
to koi ooncha taavar dekho aur usape chadh jaavo..
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.
.
aur socho..
shahar bahut badha hai ....
doosari koi dhoondh lenge...
neeche utaro aur kaam par lag jao...

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.

2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu

Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani.........................funny sms jokes in hindi

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah....................................funny sms hindi shayari

Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr
2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo
3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede
4.Recharge Karade Kamine
5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai
6.Gate P Aja Jaldi
7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai...

jidhar dekho ishk ke beemaar baithe hai
.
hajaaron mar gaye laakhon taiyaar baithe hain
.
saale barbaad hote hain lanakiyon ke peechhe
.
aur kahate hain ki Modi Sarakaar ki vajah se
berojgaar baithe hain..

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM........................funny sms hindi shayari

Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna pasand krnge?
A: Bed ke kone pr
B: sofa pr
C: Kisi dewar pr
D: ya uski ball bnayenge...
Reply wrna mai smjhunga ki ap use kha lete hain

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
.
???
.
Nahi Pata Na
.
.
.
.
Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega..........................140 character funny sms

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
.
.
.
.
.
bhabhi lagegi..!!.......................funny sms hindi shayari

Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rkh
K Shanti se Baitha Hua Tha..
Dost Aa K Sath Baith Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Hue Glass Utha K
1 He Ghunt Mai Pi Gaya
Aur Bola Sun Jigr Q Udas Hai?
Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hai
Subha Bv Se Jhagda Ho Gaya,
Raste Mai Gadi Kharab Ho Gai office
Late Pahucha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Dia,
Girl Frnd Chor Kr Chali Gae,
Khudkushi K Liye Zeher rakha tha
Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya
Apna To Din Hi kharab Hai...

1 person ne 1 ungli se 7 admi ko just 7 second me upar pahucha diya
Superman-No
Spiderman-No
Batman-NO
Rajnikant-No
Batao kaise ?
Very simple,
Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .

1 lovely ladki ko dekh Kaleja me Current lag gaya
Uske sath me 2 Bhimkaay bhai ko dekh Mood Faint ho gaya

Do chuhe Bike par ghoom rahe the.
Sher ke bachche ne Lift maangi.
Ek chuha bola – soch le !
phir teri maa kaheen ye na kahe
ki gundon ke saath ghoomata hai

1 bikhari Mandir ke samne katora lekar betha
use kuch nahi mila
bikhari Mashid ke samne betha
Use kuch nahi mila
bikhari Church ke samne betha
Use kuch nahi mila
Phir wo Wine Shop ke samne betha
uska katora rupyo se bhar gaya
bikhari ne kaha kaya Bhagwan
rahte kahe aur ho aur Address
kahi aur ka dete ho...

Pyaar Karna Hai To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo;
Gaur Se Suno:
Pyaar Karna Hai To To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo;
Kyu Ki Woh Kehti Hai, Pehle Istemal Karo Phir Vishwaas Karo!

shak ki bhi had ho gaya jee,
pati ki Heart ki surgery hone ke baad patni ne surgan se ek
savaal poochha,
"Inake Dil mein koi doosari thi?"
Doctor bhi bahut pahunche hue tha bola, "usi ka to bypass kiya hai."

Kia Faeda Aese Google ka
JiskO ye Nai Pata
Ki Mera_wali Kahan
Hai

Shaadi se phle: maine pyar kiya
1st Yr: pyar ke side effects
2nd Yr: Pyar ka panchname
3rd Yr: Maine pyar kyu kiya
4th Yr: Pyar tune kya kiya
5th Yr: Luv ka the End

Traffic to 4 wheelar ke lie hota hai,
2 Wheelar ke lie talent dikhaane ka mauka hoga...traffic jokes in city

Aaj kal logo phone ka contact list dekhakar hi dil ghabara jata hai.
"Mummy New"
"Papa 2"
"Wife Old"
"Sasu Jio"

Aane vaali Generation mein Maa apane bachchon se bolegi,
"Tughe paalne ke lie 8-8 ghante whatsapp pr offline rahi hu, tab jaakar bada huwa hai tu.

apne lover-girlfriend se raaton ko chori-chhipi baat karne wale
thode-si aahat aane par ase sanson rokar so jate hai ki Crime Branch
wala bhi mara hua samajh kar aage nikal jaye.....gf bf jokes

Hindi Teacher to Santa: Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai?
Santa: Google Singh
Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai?
Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo mujhe dhoond hi lete hain.

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