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Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe...............................new funny sms

Ye Harpic wale bhi
Ghar me akele aurat dekhkar
ghar me ghus aate hai
Kabhi Bus Stand ka toilet saaph
karke dekha diya karo bhai

Pappu Goa gaya aur 15 din kak wapas nahi aya
Pappu ki Wife ne use sms kiya-
jo chij tum waha rupye se khrid sakte ho
me wah yaha daan bhi kar sakti hu
Pappu usi raat auroplane se wapas aa gaya

Sunder Kamsin saali ko dekhkar
Jija ko gussa jarur aata hai
jab aap ke yaha Rasgulla tha
to mughe Dahivada kyo pakda diya

Putin has reportedly decided to collaborate with Rohit Shetty
to launch Tata Sumos and other weapons of mass destruction into the ISIS territory.

Happu Singh: Can you define Mother-in-Law?
Pappu: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind, happiness, liberty
and good fortune by giving him a piece of hers!

new funny sms on mother in law(*!*)

Laalu caught crossing a 'Red signal',
says he was just boycotting the 'lal-batti' culture....

After experiencing new facilities in
'Tejas Express', passengers now demand washing machine also

Pakistan is a 'well of death' says Uzma Ahmed
aur koi Pakpremi, Pak Supporters jo Pakistan ka Tour-Travel karna chahte hai

Phone pr-are papauaa kitna Marks aayelba??
pappuaa- ye marde rukye tani thana main hai
baad mai batate hai
Relative- Exam Top to nahi kar gaye...

Arvind Kejriwal invites WannaCry ransomware hackers to participate in Election Commission Challenge to hack EVM(voting machine). AAP started negotiating with hackers to participate in EVM Hackathon as AAP representative.

Ransome virus mein itana dam nahin ki vo Set-Max se
Suryavansham Delete kar sake!

O My God "Ransome Virus" se meri Loanvaali bank ka Data
Delete kar dena- Maalya

Ladke ne excited hokar apni new girlfriend ko Half
Girlfriend movie dekhane gaya, ladka movie enjoy karne laga
Uski girlfriend bore ho rahi thi lekin usne dekha ladka
movie ka Mazaa le raha hai. Gusse mai gf ne kha lo
aaj se mai tumhari Full Girlfriend nahi, Zero Girlfriend hu.

Navy Officer: aap nausena(Navy Force) mein bharti hone aae hain aur aap tairna(swiming) nahin jaante?
Santa: to kya hua Sir! jo vaayusena(Air Force) mein jaate hain, unako kaun sa udana aata hai?

Artificial satellite ki bheed se International upagrah Hiway par laga Jaam, NASA ka aarop

Pradhaan Mantri Modi ne jatai un naye grahon pr jaane ki ichchha, jo Nasa ne khoje hain

Haaphij Saeed ne hajama chooran ki jagah galati se khaaya Uranium -235, Loose hua Motion....

New News from Hasipur..
"Chaar Botal Vodaka Kaam Mera Roj Ka" gungunaate Yuvak ko Bihaar Police ne kiya giraftaar.
Use Police ne naye ‘madira nishedh qaanoon’ ke tahat giraphtaar kiya gaya.

India creates new nation of selfistan:
Nawaz Sharif claims it an integral part of Pakistan

Dukaanadaar: kaisa suitt dikhaoon?
Mahila: padosan tadap-tadap kar dam tod de aisa.

Un ladakon ko Samarpit ,,
jo size zero girls ke lie paagal rahate hain?
LOVE karana hai to DiL se karo,
Haddiyon par to kutte bhi marate hain...

Jab pahali baar ensaan ne machhali ka shikaar kiya
to Machhali ne insaan ko "shaap" diya ...
"he Insaan tu bhi ek din" Net/Internet "mein phansoge
aur baahar na nikal paoge."
aaj machhali ka shaap sach ho gaya hai......new internet funny sms

Pappu: Papa bulet dila do.
Papa: Nalayak padosan ki ladaki ko dekh bus se jaati hai.
Pappu: yahi to dekha nahin jaata papaji..... new funny sms

Guru jee: Santa se, solar Energy se nirmit koi ek udaaharan batao?
Santa: kuntiputr Karn.

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || Send dis msg to 9 ppl ul pass
WIDOUT studyin. Once a P.Hd studnt ignord dis..His X th Result was changd to "FAIL"

American: Can U swim?
Indian: No
American: Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims
Indian: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Indian: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.........................funny english sms

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

Man receives telegram:

Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash........................funny english sms

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar........................short funny sms

Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!
Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.

Wife: My husband has swallowed his Pan card, by mistake. Plz do something immediately.
Doctor: Get him to swallow his Aadhar Card, both need to be linked before I attempt anything!

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai....................................short funny sms

Ye student ki pehchn hai
Hath mai cigrate mu mai pan hai
Mshur ye saitan hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai
Padhna ise ata nhi
Clas kbhi jata nhi
Cnten is ki jan hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai
Jalson mai sb se age hai
Naron mein sb se agey hain
Imtehan mein naqal is ki an hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai
Lrkiyo k peche hai pra
Jo larki gusa ho zra
Tb ye bnta bhai jan hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai..

Happu singh poori zindagi sochate rahe..
sochate rahe..
sochate rahe..
aur
sochate sochate mar gae,
ki agar meri bahin ke 3 bhai hain,
to mere 2 hi kyon hai? !!

Aaj ka Gyaan
Jitanee marjee inglish seekh lo…
Sapana to Hindi mein hi aayega!

Santa Travelling 1st Time In Plane
Going To Bombay
While Landing He Shouted..
'BOMBAY BOMBAY'
Air Hostess: B-Silent Plz..
Santa: 'OMBAY OMBAY'

Sach to yah hai ki chaand par kadam rakhane vaale insaan Baahubali the,
bas naam ko English mein Translate karake Arm-Strong rakh liya tha.

Eklavya aaj jinda hota to Dronacharya ko kos raha hota,
bina anguthe ka na to usaka Aadhaar Card banta aur nahin Jio ka sim milti.

Boy wakes up after 7 months of coma when his girlfriend tried to touch his phone

santa london me double store bus me
baitha tha......
conductor ne usey uper bhej diya......
santa pehle uper gya fir bhaagta hua
niche aaya aur bola..
marwayege kya saale..
uper to driver hi nahi hai...

Pappu: Maa, mainne sapana dekha ki mera ek paanv zameen par aur doosara aasaman mein hai!
jeeto: beta, aise sapane mat dekha kar; ek hee chaddhi hai, phat jaegi!

Pappu ne banti se kaha, "main tere 64 ke 64 daant tod doonga"!
Happy beech mein bola, You Fool"64 nahin 32 daant hote hain"!
Pappu: mujhe pata tha ki too beech mein padega, is lie mainne tere bhi gin lie the!

Dost: tera history paper kaisa hua?
Pappu: bahut bura... saalon ne mere janm se bhi pahale ke prashan poochh rakhe the.

Ladaka (Romantic andaaj mein): jaan dekho,
main tumhaaree julphon ke lie kya laaya hoon......?
ladaki : so sweet...!!
kya lae.....??

.ladaka : joon nikaalane vaali kanghi.....!!

Aajkal Hit Hindi movies ka sabase mushkil kaam
?
?
Bina Bed Scene diya movies banana

Reliance ke Jio launch karane ke baad doosari kampaniyo ko 13000 Krore se jyaada ka nukasaan hua....
.
ye to hona hi tha...saalo ne Internet Pack ke naam par khuli loont macha rakhi thi....
.
kameeno hamaare jaise gareeb logo ka shraap laga he shraap....

ladakiyaan bhi Had karti hai
Ghar ka kaam kare
2G ki speed se
aur
chaat, pakodee aur golgappe khaati hai
4G ki speed se!.......new funny sms

Duniya vaale poochhate hain :
adhoore sapane poore karane ke lie
kya karana chaahie ?
.
.
hamaara javaab hai:
Dobaara so jaana chaahie...

kisi ne poochha aap bakare ki bali kyon dete
ho sher ki kyon nahi dete?
,
jumman miyaan bole Bhaijaan de to den par ......
,
,
jara si chook huee to phir Eid to sher
hee manaega...

5-5 saal ke bachche gaate phir rahe hain…
“chhoti dress mein bomb lagadi mainu”
jab ham 5 saal ke the …
to 1 hi word yaad tha…vahi gaate phirate the….
”Spidermann..Superman”

vafa dhoondhane nikala tha
Gaalib...
WiFi, mil gaya,
to udhar hi baith gaya..

Mera DIL gavaah hai..
"alarm band karane ke baad jitani achchhi neend aati hai.,
utani achchhi neend to raat mein bhi nahi aati..!!"

Honeymoon couple find leaking pipe outside hotel window, hotel manager assures that
it’s the ‘waterfall view’ promised by travel agent

Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP!