Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains love, sax and mystery.
Winner girl's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."

Q: Why didn't the husband report his stolen Citibank credit card?
A: The thief was spending less then his terribly extravagant wife.

Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?"
Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: banging will begin at 10:00 PM sharp, whether he is there or not."

Boy Proposing Girl - I love you
Girl - mere dil me tere liye koi jagah nahi hai....
Boy - Dil me koi jagah nahi hai bawri pooch dimaaj
to tera bikul hi khaali hai wahe rakh le...

Funny Messages For Whatsapp

Bittu - Dekh mai 12th paas kar ke bhi Stenographer job kar raha hu
aur Pappu tum History se M.A. kar ke bhi naalayak rah gaya...
Pappu - ek din...ek din...apne baap ke jitna Ameer banuga mai..
Bittu - to ban na Intezaar kiska kar raha hai..
Pappu - apne baap ke Ameer hone Intezaar kar raha hu bas.....funny messages

Kabeer aur Kaaliya school friends the
Kabeer padh likh kar Famous Businessman ban gaya lakin Kaaliya
Gali ka mawaali ban ke rah gaya...
Ek Friend ke birthday party mai dono bhaut dino ke baad mile
Girlfriend ke saath dance ke liye un dono mai kaha suni ho gaye
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Kabeer - Aaj mere paas property hai, bank balance hai, bangla hai,
gaadi hai.. kya hai tumhare pass?
Kaaliya - Apun Ke Paas Gaali hai du kaya.........ekdum fresh funny msg

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge.
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge.
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha.
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge

School mai ladka ladki mai Jhagda ho gaya
Ladki - abe oye bahut dekhe tere jese?
Ladka - branded chijo ki copy to hoti hai....

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise? niche dekho..
. Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
More................

he came 2 me 1 nite ........
explored my body........
licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill........ when satisfied he left..........
i was hurt.............................. damn mosquito!

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful...
More...............

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge.
2006 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?"
BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...

Internet par ladki pataayi,
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
Internet par divorce ho gaya,
Isi bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua??
hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai...

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana.
wah wah.
wah wah.
BANDAR bhi message pad rahe hai.
kya EDUCATED hua zamana.

Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran
wah wah
Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran
wah wah
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Shahrukh Darr Ke Bola
kkkkk.... kiran..

Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

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