Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya?
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.

HAMARE YAHA

Naya

Purana

Acha

Kharab

Taza

Basi

Tuta futa

SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
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karlo

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
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PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

Scroll down if u love me,
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I just knew it.
Bloody Lesbian!!
Love you too.

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi...
Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge...
1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye...
2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do...

3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake...
4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye...
5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

16 saal ki laki kamsin hoti hai
17 saal ki ladki hasin hoti hai
18 saal ki ladki rangin hoti hai.
In sabhi se dil mat lagana dost
Q ki ye dil todne wali machine hoti hai.

Height of Innocence-
Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.
Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein

Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek student ne puccha.....



Maam iske practicals kab honge?

Tujhe kya laga tu chhor ke chali jayegi to me maar jauga
Chal hatt....Ladki hai tu koi oxygen nahi

Mai bhi valentine's day manuga
jis girl ne mughe refuse kiya hai
uske maa baap ko phone karke uski "location" batauga...........valentine's day funny msgs

On Facebook Timeline
Boy 1: Workin' out... At Gym..
Boy 2: Cool Dude...
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On Gmail Chat/Whatsapp
Boy 2: Kaha hai bhai..
Boy 1: Bhai LPG gas khatam, Line me laga hu

New mast funny sms-
Ladki Apne friend Se Boli:
Agar Main smart Na Hoti To
Ab Tak Mera 40-50 Bar
R@pë Ho Chuka Hota
Friend: Acha,
Kese Bachti Ho Mujhe Bhi Batao
Ladki: Main Har Baar
Khud Hi Tyaar Ho Jati Hun.

Ek aurat saheli se:
Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

Ek time tha
jab log apne gharo ke saamne
likhte the swagatam
fir likhne lage welcome
aur ab likhte hai
kutto se saavdhan
kya zamana aa gaya!

Santa studying in 8th standard,
went to buy his books.
Shopkeeper:sorry we dont have
the english book for 8th.
Santa:no prbm, give me 2 books of 4th std.

Read this fast.
Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè
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OK
Congrats.
You are Selected to
Coffee Boy
Work in the "Railway Station"

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_! !_
" I am Bodyguard.
Aap ki girlfrnd ke liye,
Jarurat ho to Phone kare.
Mujh pe ek ehsan karna k mujh pe
Koi miss call na krna.

Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota hai,
Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dilhota h
Aurat k Dil me
Sirf Uske Lover aur Pati k liye hi
Jagah hoti hai!
But
Aadmi ka Dil
Itna Bada hota hai ki Usme
Lover Dost ki
Lover Biwi ki dost
Saamne wali
Bajuwali
Uparwali
Neechewali
Sabjiwali
Doodhwali
Kapdewali
Saali
Kaamwali
Bhai Ki Saali
Aur
Thodi bahut
PATNI k liye bhi
Jagah hoti hai.!

S.H.A.D.I.
S: Shanti bhang
H: Himmat khatam
A: Azadi samaapt
D: Dimaag kharab
I: Imtihaan shuru
Jiski huyi hai
JHELO
Aur jiski nahi huyi hai
Soch lo.